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Once I get to a desktop I am gonna show you some Sicko Stuff

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SNL cold open of Elon Musk signing “Hallelujah” at a piano and midway through the song the piano explodes

[sometime around 2005] TOM CRUISE: i will now share my true personality with the world THE WORLD: no thank you TOM CRUISE: very well, disregard

Nate Silver betting his last $20 on a literal Hail Mary to get the Russian mob off his back

God bless Uncrustables Sandwich I love Jam inside your Peanut butter That itself is inside of a bun

80 Grade RB Aesthetic, may never see another

Folks, we are Remembering Big RB’s. Feel free to drop a Big Boy or 3 in the thread.

Jim Irsay told me “hey it’s ok to be weird”

I love seeing this at the bottom of everything now, and not knowing whether or not I can trust literally anything I interact with on a computer. It's great and the future is bright

🚨Norm’s Third Annual Party Sub Party🚨 This Saturday, May 17th starting at 1pm, I will be providing 9’ to 18’ feet of Party Sub (long story) and the beers in my fridge. Come drink up my beer fridge and eat the party sub. Loons play St. Louis at 7:30pm.

I have been to this FedEx about once a month for the last two years, and there has been this one singular copy of John Stamos' book for sale. It's like that one pickle you see for sale at your local cinema. I've been tempted to buy it many times just to see the look on their faces.

*Weepy right wing guy voice* we used to make things in this country, like commercials where people surfed on waves of fruit punch

Me and My Dave Sims Friends would’ve met Boomer Esiason with hammers, I’ll tell you that much