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Made this promo poster for the upcoming erotic expo at the Black Cat in DC, come say hi and check out the original 16"x12" watercolor there! #gayartist #gay #watercolor #watercolorfigure #DC

Get farted on

Oh Milchick the diva that you are #Severance

Haven't posted here in a while so uhh check out this hat I got for Christmas

I have so much love in my heart it’s overflowing. But also hate. I have so much fucking hate

Thinking about the ending of When Evil Lurks (2023) and how you can be a woman that's an expert and a pioneer in your field and a man will still have the audacity to think he knows better even if he gets you killed in the process and releases Satan into the world

Passed out like 4 times but your cuatro leches is ready ❀️

Opened a Bulbapedia page on mobile and 90% of the screen was taken up by ads what the fuck

POV I just alerted my cat of your presence (he's had 12 margaritas already and is very excited to see you)

The most racist billionaire is still a billionaire and before he wants to secure a future for the white race or whatever he wants money so YOU 🫡 will be replaced

50 mythical island packs open and no Mew EX or Gyarados EX yet I'm gonna kms

Don't talk to me like that ho I don't know you

all transphobes should eat shit and die

If you've never made meringue puffs before and you think 8 egg whites is not that much and you don't have an electric mixer and you think you can do it by hand cause you're built different: reconsider

Maybe tiktok deserves to get banned cause wdym nazi comments don't get removed but if I respond wishing they get microwaved like a hamster my comment gets removed for violating community guidelines

clogging up the TL by reposting the compliments on your selfie...not on my watch

For bed I wear a bonnet for my hair and a sleep mask because any light will wake me up, and wrapping up my head like that kinda feels like this

This is me if you even care

im so serious this man needs to be [redacted]

Whoever at DeNA came up with the new pvp event for tcg pocket I hope you stub your toe really hard every day for the rest of your life. Requiring players to win consecutive battles when even with top decks matches are 85% rng is insane.

Owning funko pops is one of my dating/hookup red flags

I was also an intern at firaxis games πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ

Saw the ending of Another Crab's Treasure now I'm crying

any help is appreciated πŸ™ˆ gofund.me/1a9663de

"If I'm guilty of this, every cop in the nation's going to jail”

*everyone is celebrating the defeat of the dark lord* some liberal: "absolutely depraved to get your dunks in when the guy was just murdered in cold blood"

not now kitten, im rejoicing a ceo death

This meme is too LOUD!!! 🀣😩

@kharlo.bsky.social saw this leaked character from the marvel game and thought of you

Back to work tomorrow this four day weekend felt too fucking short