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I would like to check in and see how those kids are feeling today.

A large part of India and Pakistan’s truce is that they’re both going to take it out on England.

The only white smoke I care about.

RFK JR by GPK artist Brent Engstrom. #comics #art #cartoon

Nothing will ever rally me like Judy Gemstone, gut shot and dragging herself across the floor, growling “nah dawg.”

I can tell my father is coming to the inevitable end of his cancer journey because the memes he’s sending me are just pure garbage.

I wouldn't use words like "there are fears of ethnic cleansing" when the ethnic cleansing is at step 3 of 5.

Bandcamp Friday, meet the tariffs.

245 songs that weren’t good enough for “Load.”

Just like in all those songs from the past where people happily die doing the factory job they were born into.

I love working with older freelancers for the knowledge and experience they bring to the table but they’ve got to stop acting like their soul got trapped inside their work laptop during calls.

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Just a reminder that RFK has a brain worm that died due to *lack of nutrition.*

That hand-wringing over a tv show like Andor replacing actual change in people’s minds betrays a total contempt for other humans. It’s the same haughtiness that demands you list ten songs by a band you claim to like.

Starting to think stealing purses is ethical and extremely profitable.

Uncle Baby Billy name checking Goose Creek is the funniest Charleston, SC deep cut.

Heads up to anyone looking to force me into a manufacturing job: I am NOT detail oriented and NOT known for my craftsmanship.

him: you ok? me, eating mayo out of the jar: yep

LOGGING ON

Live in five, buckaroos! Tune in to @wfmu.bsky.social @wfmurocknsoulradio.bsky.social for your Monday night BAD TEETH! wfmu.org/playlists/sh...

Ever since i saw the fantastic four trailer i've been walking around my apartment singing "hello mister cat" in the same tone as the orchestral vocals singing "fantastic four"

If you have a chance to catch Gang Of Four on their last tour, you outta.

Last night’s Bad Teeth is archived and ready stomp your Tuesday morning to to pieces! You could use a little @wfmu.bsky.social @wfmurocknsoulradio.bsky.social so click wfmu.org/playlists/sh... and listen!

My diredoodle, Stormme, just attacked his groomer, Judace. Judace is accusing me of using low-quality Game Of Thrones branded leashes and doesn’t appreciate the experience I’m providing with this high-quality breed.

Instead of checking in on your 401k do something more productive with your time like listening to Bad Teeth tonight at 9pm! See you on @wfmu.bsky.social @wfmurocknsoulradio.bsky.social where we’re all rich in good taste! wfmu.org/playlists/S1

I hate that I’m being forced to remember the Smoot-Hawley tariffs.

This year’s sweet spot for taxes is getting back enough of a refund that you can roll it into your quarterlies, but not so much that you would ever hope a living human at the IRS would mail it out to you.

It new music Monday tonight on Bad Teeth! See you on @wfmu.bsky.social @wfmurocknsoulradio.bsky.social at 9pm edt and we’ll catch up on what’s been going on down in the streets! wfmu.org/playlists/S1

This is just a day in the life of Vance though.

The only correct take that RFK Jr ever had is “bad food is bad” but that just makes him slightly smarter then a stray dog.

The farther to the left someone’s politics are, the longer and longer their sentences get. That’s why the only job that will be available for the next hundred years that won’t be AI will be Genital Inspector for the Dept of Gender.

“I’m sorry, I can’t help with that” is just how I respond to people now.

Imagine trying to insure a Flaming Lips/Modest Mouse tour.

30 minutes to go until Bad Teeth is live on @wfmu.bsky.social @wfmurocknsoulradio.bsky.social! That would be 9pm for you legal eagles! wfmu.org/playlists/S1

For whatever my word is worth, this is really funny movie!

If I was in charge of programming at Apple I’d be sending memo after memo about spin-offs that are nothing but Milchick dancing.