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West Coast Dad of two girls. Music fanatic. Tall, generic white guy in front of you on the floor. Cubs, NFL, NBA. We’re all in this together in the weirdo swarm.
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Happy Spacesick Day #kglw #phantomisland

this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff

Chicago Pope, Tuesdays at 9 on Fox.

not saying anyone should, but I bet you could convince Trump to re-open Alcatraz in under 20 minutes

Mindfulness is out. We're doing drugs again.

Best Bill Graham show. Ever. #phish

Fish can’t masturbate and that’s a damn shame

Yo @phish-ftr.bsky.social where did you go?

First time I’ve seen the Cubs win at Dodger Stadium in over 10 years, and the first time getting to celebrate a W with my daughters in our home town. Just splendid. #Cubs #PCA

27 year anniversary of a day that changed my life forever. My first #Phish show. The Island Tour, Nassau 4/3/98. Let’s fucking go!

So cool - the Cubs just won in Japan, and 'Go Cubs Go' starts playing at the Tokyo Dome. (via Marquee)

JP Morgan cuts Tesla target price to $120 a share. FYI just a bit below that price Musk faces margin calls and the stock goes into a death spiral. www.reuters.com/business/aut...

My child just asked if the x in SpaceX stands for explode. 😭

No, Democrats, these little auction signs aren't it. You're acting like Wes Anderson characters who don't understand that they're in a Tarantino movie.

HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT? Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.

Happy birthday to me and the short sellers.

Eggy was brilliant tonight. Second set is a must listen. Birdland baby.LA Woman S Tier.

It’s too expensive for young people.

Vote early, vote often.

FIELD of Vision during the Super Bowl. KGLW

Refs are really going to have to huddle at halftime

This Onion headline has lived in my head for over two decades.

Scored all of my PTBM requests! Bill Graham run and Hollywood Bowl came separately, which is different. For me anyway. I haven’t hit on it in a while.

How are they all Star Wars names?

Oh shit. Seems not great for the fourth estate!

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

Taper’s Choice at the Troubadour goddamnit

if any Democrats besides AOC want to weigh in about the misrule that's already been prevalent over this first week that'd be pretty cool

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

It’s a great time to be dumb and mean-spirited

Rams have 1 Q to keep Saquon and a gimpy Hurts down. Definitely winnable. Snow makes everything a toss up. Fucking Kyren.

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

My third favorite all-time MLB broadcaster after Vin Scully and Harry Caray, but the GOAT movie broadcaster as the perpetually loaded Cleveland homer in Major League. RIP Uke.

Eat the landlords www.latimes.com/california/s...

Rams looking good!

Kenneth please don’t burn down my house.

Santa Claus > Santa Ana

Is this fucking fire going to jump the 101? Not good.