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way to send all the goons home early, will, we got a fracas here #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

mercedes moné with the "sonic CD level card" fit tonight #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

where's the draft kings pick-em for "gabe kidd will be disemboweled live on pay-per-view" #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

party matches, baby #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

someone set up some drywall i gotta run through it #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

sorry will, but BELT THIS MOTHERFUCKER #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

finally getting a chance to look at the broadcast version of the end of #AEWCollision and man, the show ends juuust before yuta and marina jaw at me for chirping them (mainly yuta) about running away #AEW 🤼 no i didn't say anything nasty, i keep my heckles either in-character or absurd

aw man, i wanted to see if yuta and marina jawing at me got on camera or not (probably not) #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

well i spent most of the day off bsky, i assume the madd*wverse absolutely melted down at tim onion and my prospective congressperson attending the AEW show last night 🤼

got yuta and marina to chirp at me after the main event so call that a success tonight #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

went to the wrestling store, got the hangman shirt #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

me normally: man this jingoism shit in wrestling is so outdated me when it's josh alexander v. matt cardona: crush this pigdog american #MLPW 🤼

sources say what sealed it was, when handling communion to conclude the first day of the conclave, he switched the wine of the blood with malort, which, after some retching, everyone agreed was a really good bit

it's very nice of rhino to do his old pal a solid and stay down after one killswitch #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

for this to be a true nostalgia spot, rhino's gonna need to drop nick's mom through a table with a piledriver #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

ex not as eager to stand up for his commentary partner, curious #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

rhino should show up tonight and re-align himself with cyr--er, don #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

may the cinco be mayo

danny, ix-nay on the R.E.-yay... at least until the crichton estate drops that lawsuit #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

i enjoy the juxtaposition of joe threatening to end jon moxley's life while wearing a shirt with a smiling cartoon clown face on it (yes i know it's sweet tooth from twisted metal, point stands) #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

toni with her "evita" moment #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

collision caught me off-guard, it started five minutes early #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

with saturday evening wrestling returning to the mothership, tony khan has the chance to do something very funny #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼 (♪ "Dynamics" - Richard Harvey)

i must have some solid blocks going on, because i completely missed today's #wrestlesky storyline of the ma**ow viewers playing the "it doesn't count as stereotyping or homophobia when we do it" card... again 🤼

joe you gotta chill out, i was literally in checkout with ticketmaster when you demanded a cage match #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

i wonder how many successful defenses the opps need to make for hobbs to get his towel #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

it's so hard to post along to a match like that one, so much crazy shit happening, something wild is going to happen mid-type #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

AEW, where all you need to say is "we're gonna have a big ol' PWG fuckfest at the top of the show" and immediately the card is hype as hell #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

feel like playoff-palooza was a success, now can we do good pro wrestling shows with other suffixes, like -teria, -torium, -mania, or -itis? #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

hangman vs. protostar next week in a match where there won't be a dry seat in the house #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

good new kit on bandido #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

satnam no longer being able to main event AAA shows is the ultimate "konnan fumbled" moment #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

"[toni's] bringing wrestling back to a time of polio and rampant infant mortality!" i see someone's not reading the news #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

the nuggets just evened up the series with one of the dopest buzzer-beaters i've ever seen, which means it's time for AEW collision: playoff-palooza #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

non-basketball-viewers: the game is currently at about 5:00 left in the 3rd quarter, so expect the palooza-ing to kick off around 8:30-8:45-ish #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

"the jokeman" "hangman" adam page #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

of course MJF would drive a late-model corvette; a vehicle for dentists and middle managers masquerading as a more interesting exotic car #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

considering last weekend, i have to figure bringing back the logo on the ring mat was a very deliberate decision #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼