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You know what just occurred to me…although Warren G was given credit, Nate Dogg was the only Regulator in that story 🤔 #NoRAMs

I think we’re at the point where we need to update popular sayings and movie quotes. I’ll start…”you either die a hero, or live long enough to get sued for taking advantage of being someone’s hero” 😆 #NoRAMs

So trump wants to re-open/rebuild Alcatraz for the “worst of the worst”? That would prolly take like $10 billion to do…plus at least $50 million/year to maintain. So send people to an overfunded prison as punishment? MFERs would request it 😆 #NoRAMs

I wonder how many people became Popes throughout history by “John Gotti’ng” their boss. A little poison sacrificial wine and some alter-boy bribes, then voila…white smoke 😆 #NoRAMs

Yall think they actually serious bout kickn musk out his shit? I feel like that’s not even a serious question with these knee bendn MFers 😆 #NoRAMs

Still trying to figure out when we as a society started rewarding assholes for not being an asshole for 5 minutes. According to every generation it was the next generation 😆 #DidntGetaMessageBack

Heard the line today, “the second mouse gets the cheese”. Reminded me when my grandfather had a mouse problem once, he set the traps with poison cheese. Technically it was peanut butter but you get what I’m gettn at right? 😆 #NoRAMs

So the “liberal” Canadian guy is going to win the Prime Minister race. I think this is like the 3rd person to win the highest seat in their country by running on a “you really wanna be like America right now??” platform 😆 #NoRAMs

Want a snapshot of the Black experience in America? The movie Sinners is still in the theaters, critically acclaimed(by basically everyone), financially profitable and I’m already prepared for the Oscar snubs across the board. I haven’t even seen it yet 😆 #NoRAMs

Let’s be honest…you can’t be into shit like BDSM or any other kinky shit like that AND be famous, unless you tell everybody. And you prolly shouldn’t take a job with Disney 😆 #NoRAMs

If you look at the history of American Presidents, trump is the ‘Captain Planet’ of the worst ones. You can’t accidentally do that 😆 #NoRAMs

It’s interesting how most big problems can be prevented with simple solutions, but to solve them once they happen might cost you everything first. We live in a world of bad gamblers 😆 #NoRAMs

Just watched a doc on the Hindenburg disaster and it’s like a metaphor for America right now. Let’s fly in a bomb and hope it doesn’t blow up, instead of just not flying in a bomb 😆 #NoRAMs

Tesla’s 1st qtr numbers look like dogshit. Musk said he’s going to back off the nazi shit in Washington to focus on Tesla. Too bad it’s still gonna be fuck you 😆 #NoRAMs

Damn they sayn jd vance’s horribleness killed the pope. I’d like to volunteer to do the research that proves this hypothesis 🙋🏾‍♂️ #NoRAMs

I wonder how Russia tells their side of the story of WWII. You think it’s from a “wish we thought of it first” perspective? 😆 #NoRAMs

I’m not really a history buff but I watch a lot of docs because they go good with beer. And I’ve noticed that the folks on the wrong side of shit always eventually lose a battle of attrition. You just have to have the stones to make them fight you 🤷🏾‍♂️ #NoRAMs

SCOTUS bout as fuckn bipolar as you can get. And by bipolar I mean if the angry side wins most of the time 😆 #NoRAMs

You think these ICE MFers are paid a bounty for all the people they snatch? If so I wonder if it doubles if they’re able to get an American citizen on a plane. Just sayn I’ve been paid bonuses for ass’s in the seats before and this shit looks familiar 😆 #NoRAMs

Hear me out…Putin wants the total destruction of America. China wants America’s seat at the table. Putin puppets trump into taking the trade war bait with China. Checkmate. Everyone has nukes so military size don’t scare nobody no more. China has waited decades for this incompetence 🤷🏾‍♂️ #NoRAMs

I tell you what…the Katy Perry hate is real. Not that I care but did she do something? Should I move her outta my top 10 ‘she can get it’ list? 😱 #DidntGetaMessageBack

I love how that bullshit space flight is gettn drug like a MFer. Space travel ain’t been cool since the shuttle program proved how impractical and ridiculous the concept is 😆 #NoRAMs

You know I can’t figure out which side this illegal deportation benefits more. On one hand the racists love it because this is their wet dream. On the other it’s a rallying cry except the opposition really can’t do shit. Good news is if homeboy makes it back that gofundme gon be stupid 😆 #NoRAMs

Anyone else excited?? This our 1968, except there’s no war. If trump was smart he would’ve invaded some country that’s no threat to us first 😆 #DidntGetaMessageBack

So a self professed neo-n*zi off’d his parents in order to fund his plot to k*ll trump and overthrow the gov. In his manifesto he praised hitler. I guess I’m confused as to what his beef with trump is 😆 #NoRAMs

Just remember this…it was ‘endgame’ when Thanos got the first stone, not the last…🤷🏾‍♂️ #NoRAMs

Ever see that famous photograph of opposing soldiers during WWI who took a break from fighting each other to play a friendly game of soccer? I’ve always thought it was ridiculous 🤷🏾‍♂️ #NoRAMs

China callin trump’s bluff like they’re holding all the cards. Like they’ve been planning to fuck up our shit for years. Anyone else thinking that or just me? 😆 #NoRAMs

I hope one day what’s happening now is going to be declassified as the investigation into Operation Shopping Cart 😈 #NoRAMs

Watched the Indiana Jones movies again and it made me think…this is what people who can’t fight think it would play out if they had to. Indy went from teaching over privileged dickheads shit nobody cares about, to servin MFers 😆 #NoRAMs

For the folks worried about what’s happening right now, don’t…this is good. To win we need them to fight each other. Didn’t think it would jump off this fast but fuck it 😎 #NoRAMs

Unpopular opinion: I’ve always felt, “forgive us our trespasses…as we forgive those who trespass against us”, was a greenlight to trespass on a MFer 😆 #NoRAMs

The problem with building a strategy to be prepared for anything, is that you ALWAYS lose. If you’re just waiting for the opponent to keep trying, they’ll eventually succeed. The best defense will ALWAYS be a good offense 🤷🏾‍♂️ #NoRAMs

Senator Cory Booker just broke the record with his 24hr and 19min filibuster speech. The guy he passed spent 24hr and 18min talking about why only yt people should have access to anything. Booker will be a legend, the other is considered one of the worst people in American history 🤷🏾‍♂️ #NoRAMs

Having done business with the government I can tell you it’s the most dangerous entity ever created. It’s either the mob or the Red Cross, but functions better as the mob 🤷🏾‍♂️ #DidntGetaMessageBack

Yo. Ho. All together. Hoist the colors high 🏴‍☠️ #NoRAMs

Abuse of power is inevitable when you create a constitution based on the Roman Empire. Yall MFers give the “founding fathers” way too much credit 😆 #NoRAMs

So are teslas the new confederate monuments?? Not tryna start nothn but this is feeling very summer 2020 right now 🙊 #NoRAMs

Unpopular opinion: Thinking Shakespeare is one of the greatest literary minds of all time, is the most pretentious shit ever. What was the literacy rate when he wrote it? Was it even 2%? The prosecution rests…😆 #NoRAMs

Harshest reality is, life is the illusion of control. Like thinking just because a bunch of dbags think you’re cool, you can “heil hitler” and nothing bad will happen 😆 #NoRAMs

“If there are 10,000 rattlesnakes coming for me, and in that 10,000 I knew there were a thousand that didn’t want to bite me. If I had a door to shut to stay safe, should I let all the snakes in hoping that thousand would form a shield?” -Muhammad Ali #NoRAMs

Alpha. Mike. Foxtrot. You know what that means? 😈 #NoRAMs

You know I always thought it was fucked up when I was in middle school/junior high, and every desk was built as if everyone was right handed. Percentage wise I get it but I believe there’s a reason I’ve never forgot that…🤷🏾‍♂️ #NoRAMs

Just saw 2 major insurers are no longer going to insure cybertrucks. With the tesla re-sale market quickly turning to shit, how long you think it’s gonna be before EVERY tesla is not insurable at all?? FAFO…😎 #NoRAMs

“I don’t condone property damage or vandalism in anyway…but that’s not to say it’s not working” -BigKev

I like to think billionaires lose a little sleep thinking if one day they’re gonna be the sheriff that didn’t just let Rambo get breakfast 😆 #NoRAMs

You know if the Dems actually played to win they would’ve coked Biden up for a couple appearances after that debate debacle, he would’ve beat trump(probably easily), then force him to resign Day 2. Most people would be over it by now…😆 #NoRAMs

Let’s not lose sight of the idiots that gave elon musk $44bil to purchase something probably not worth half that, knowing full well what he was going to do with it. Based on the stock of a 100% EV car company that’s not even a top 3 product. So much for the smartest in the room 😆 #NoRAMs

One of my favorite Denzel movies is the Magnificent 7 remake, I think very underrated as a Western. One thing that always gets me about those movies, is how the fuck did people just find all those jerk water pop up towns in the middle of BFE?? 😆 #NoRAMs