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theunshored.bsky.social

professor + heavy metal researcher. media studies. ballet. weird filmmaking. queer metal. short shorts. I make heavy music in The Unshored and Sallah. he/him.

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Incoming dust storm in Chicago (?!) giving the Stevenson Expressway a real Fury Road vibe

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

I reached in to grab a handful and holy shit! What are the odds?! [I’ll tell you, it’s like 1 in 10 million]

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

My buddy made his first battle jacket and honestly it’s one of the sickest ones I’ve ever seen

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

These mfs out here like his holiness Pope Boniface VIII never popped into a Menard’s

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This is most Menards thing I’ve ever seen

submitted 3 days ago • 47 comments

Had a little free time before graduation, this one seemed appropriate

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Is he actually from Chicago or is he really from the suburbs and just trying to look cool

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Having my pancakes Chicago style where you eat both of them and then do a shot of maple syrup

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Quick, I have a meeting with the provost today, how do I convince him to give me more money, should I tell him I can play all of Rust in Peace on guitar Not the solos but he doesn’t need to know that, art of the deal

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

The shootout at the end of CopLand rules so hard but two things stand out to me: 1. Robert Patrick with one of the best death faces ever 2. Ray Liotta coming to the rescue like Han Solo with the cigarette still in his mouth

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Game changer - Fenriz has just submitted this photo to the papal conclave

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Made carnitas for cinco de mayo, saving the ample amounts of seasoned lard for future cooks. After first label I realized I missed a great opportunity. Fixed 🤘

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

The Isle of Man vs the Isle of Woman

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Aw shit, I forgot to do my most metal Kentucky Derby horses! 1. Render Judgment - overproduced dm from Denver 2. Final Gambit - trad metal from California, cool riffs but their singer sucks 3. Neoequos - ambient bm that everyone on Twitter loves but honestly I don’t get it

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Real ones know this is the most iconic representation of Chicago in any media

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Jugulator? I hardly know her!

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Just had a very normal dream where there was a guy with three mouths in his taint

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment