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thewrongapp.bsky.social
Helping those who are here by mistake and guiding them back to where they belong. If anyone else wants to use me as a guide of those to block and report feel free. ✌️means the discussion has ended.
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Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil

submitted 117 days ago • 165 comments

Does anyone know if King Charles has officially sanctioned the Royal Rumble since becoming monarch? If not the WWE could find themselves in legal jeopardy

submitted 136 days ago • 38 comments

I am announcing retaliatory tariffs against the United States. If you are in the United States and you are reading this post you owe me 30 cents.

submitted 136 days ago • 385 comments

As chilling a meme as I have seen. But I agree.

submitted 141 days ago • 1022 comments

“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick

submitted 145 days ago • 146 comments

no no no you misunderstood. I said “fuck YOUR feelings”. MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird

submitted 147 days ago • 78 comments

sorry but I'm not spending the next four years getting hysterical every time the rambling 80 year old president says something crazy. call me when troops start amassing on the michigan border

submitted 161 days ago • 353 comments

it’s happening again folks

submitted 173 days ago • 65 comments

Instead of having playoffs, the college football championship should be between the best college team and the worst NFL team. If the college team wins, they get to become an NFL franchise, and the NFL team has to become a university.

submitted 178 days ago • 45 comments

I really think I could’ve been great at basketball, or probably any other professional sport, if only I was 300 feet taller

submitted 177 days ago • 22 comments

one thing that sucks abt bluesky is no post drafts. I should be allowed to write out 55% of the stupidest thought anyone in human history has ever had and then come back to it tomorrow to polish it off

submitted 179 days ago • 12 comments

We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house. We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!

submitted 187 days ago • 1240 comments

Peak desperation on the dead bird app:

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

submitted 188 days ago • 235 comments

😭

submitted 189 days ago • 14 comments

Just remember there is an alternate universe where Elon is homeless but still kept his mental health problems.

submitted 190 days ago • 1 comment

Talk about cruel and unusual punishment

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submitted 192 days ago • 119 comments

Little snitch ass brother has never gotten even a kiss from mommy and it shows.

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

So here is advice and an example of why you don’t interact with MAGA trolls and why block lists created by @blocklist-franco.bsky.social and @squirrelturd.bsky.social are wonderful but this one I dug and found in my comments from 3 weeks ago. 1/

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submitted 193 days ago • 10 comments

Dayyyyum!!! No lies detected🔥🔥🔥

submitted 194 days ago • 93 comments

Name a famous historic battle

submitted 196 days ago • 41 comments

MEATS: we get smaller when you cook us, because of how cooking meat works BALL PARK FRANKS (SUSPICIOUSLY): not necessarily

submitted 196 days ago • 37 comments

Day 3 of Thanksgiving leftovers is so chaotic. Gloves just all the way off. Absolute debauchery going on. I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.

submitted 199 days ago • 534 comments

If you need a permission slip to leave Twitter, this is it. I also give you permission to replace shoes that don't fit, a mattress or chair that hurts your back, and glasses that are the wrong prescription. Life is hard enough. There is no valor in unnecessary suffering.

submitted 199 days ago • 57 comments

You can go back, no need for you to stay here.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

[explaining rizzler to a european] he's a large child who's parents sold him to a failed pro wrestler they met online. they're famous for shopping at a kind of grocery store we have where you can buy nacho cheese in an oil drum. they make cancerous music but it's better than eurovision

submitted 200 days ago • 26 comments

Also while doing a literal hand job dance.

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite

submitted 200 days ago • 165 comments

Now listen closely 007. Once your target signs here, he will become liable for a highly burdensome loan, which will slowly but inexorably ruin his life

submitted 203 days ago • 19 comments

Hey @kaylan.bsky.social , I didn’t know that you were an *checks notes* “Evil person” Ps. Maybe it is time to receipt this clown out of business.

submitted 203 days ago • 3 comments

Anyone got one of those t-shirts bot block lists?

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

This morning I dragged myself out of bed at 3:00 to head to the West End Bridge in hopes of capturing the moon over PPG Place and the Christmas tree at the Point in #Pittsburgh. Luckily the clouds stayed away for long enough to allow that to happen. Made for an amazing view.

submitted 203 days ago • 1407 comments