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I'm not Steve Harvey. I’m not Suge Knight. I'm not Uncle Phil. I'm not Common. I'm not Nate Dogg. I was B_Effin_G at The Bad Place. I am 757-born and raised. A photographer. An HIU alum. A Jeopardy watcher. A bourbon drinker. Also not a fan of Jerry Jones.
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My “you’re over 30” advice is hold onto the bannister. Stairs will kill you and not even look back

If this were any other president every paper would be running articles about section 4 of the 25th amendment.

Happy Pride, loves!! 🌈

I wanted to go to Camp Anawanna so bad as a kid

Unbelievably horrified by this attack in Boulder. We don’t know the full story of the attacker, but no matter what it is, let me be clear: Senseless, antisemitic attacks do not help Palestinians, Jews, or Israelis. Committing terror attacks against people standing for hostages is disgusting.

Me ever since “Queen & Slim”

Usually a T-shirt and jeans or shorts. If I'm gonna be packed in like a sardine, I need to be as comfortable as possible.

Yes. It's not as bad as people make it out to be, but it could be so much better with the right vision. Around here, thinking for the future means "the next six months".

This cat is making me realize why my mom used to tell me to sit my butt down somewhere and stop being in her face every five minutes.

The thing about GenX is please shut the fuck up. The more people I meet in my age range, the more I see how little most of us have in common. We are not a collective. Go drink from a hose or something.

I want filmmakers to be their own franchises. I don't want SINNERS 2. I want the next Ryan Coogler movie.

I miss dignity and respect.

It’s too late for coffee but I need coffee

I didn't know us allies had a flag too... I also didn't know there were more flags than the U.N.

The two Fresh Prince episodes at 11 and then football

And college athletics, and reporters (more), and local gov’t., and non-profits that do good for people, and NWS Wakefield (the good one), and local professional sports teams, and that one dude who I used to rap with all the time in the comments, and Youngkin (so I can make fun of him easier), and

I used to but I embraced the dad bod. And my girl loves it so that’s all that matters.

The deliberately obtuse trolls are going to be a lot up here

Found some new friends. Gonna order a couple pizzas and find Shredder.

Now if someone walked right over her or took her phone, she’d be ready to fight

…i feel like ny is the one place to NEVER give tourist🤣unless ya dead smack in the middle of times square

The current president who acts like he’s starring in Weekend at Bernie’s Pt. 3 said Biden is a cyborg? Same man who has a stunt double for his mail-order bride?

Always love getting up on my day off to drive 45 minutes for a job that’s prolly not happening

Post a random pic & June will be full of blessings ✨

Laundry list of horrible things David Zaslav has committed to doing with his WB tenure but losing the NBA on there might be top 3 worst decisions ever made during his tenure.

ESPN… If yall have any remote sense of decency, do not rock the boat. You are getting the best sport show in history. Leave that team TF alone and let them cook as they always have.

Carl Douglas:

My granddad and I were talking about this last week. I haven't followed as much this year, but I completely got his rant about the Knicks making no swaps.

Ima miss Shaq, Kenny, Chuck & EJ on TNT 😭

NBA *Deliverance banjo riff* Finals

Two small-market teams in the Finals. Love to see it? #BringBackTheSquires

Sundown Series 2025

Facebook is conversing very heavily about this photo, and not enough people are pointing out the creepy AI. Never mind the fact that Carl Winslow lost a lotta weight for this "photo".

“So we go together?”- 5:02:05

If “things don’t matter until they affect you” I regret to inform you that you are also the problem

I hate these people, and I know someone is going to say that we should be trying to reach them, but I am sick of playing along with their bullshit. They knew, they didn't care until it impacted their community.

It's petty but I like it

At my funeral - 40 or 50 years from now - I need one of you to come up to my casket and yell out “Where’s his glasses?! He can’t see without his glasses!”