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Average cumtown fan trying to work out their own bits

If only there was someone like this they could’ve nominated instead of a guy with super mega cancer and giga-dementia

POV: Sydney Sweeney has dropped a new insta post

I don’t disagree that the state of college football is all fucked up rn but it would be cool if national writers could write about the sport instead of constant meta analysis

The amount of targeted Instagram ads I get for pro palestine “merch” makes me wanna do it fr

Closest I’ve ever been to being good at football

Mfs in the conclave talkin bout Pope Leo XIV ain’t this Pope Leo XIV ain’t that bitch SHUT THE FUCK UP my boy a BD on fuckin lamron and them

Dana Nessel retire bitch www.freep.com/story/news/l...

More like Santa Oh No I Farted and Shidded in my pants

As a connoisseur of conspiracy YouTube videos it’s so funny how many of these people are also Trump guys. I believe Epstein was a mossad blackmail asset dedicated to controlling American politics and that’s why my favorite politician is his best friend

I had like one teacher ever who was a real lefty and taught from Howard Zinn and it rocked but basically everyone in class just called him gay and ignored him. It’s hysterical to think public school makes you communist

I think people are underrating 100 people’s ability to fight a gorilla. You’re talking a 500 lb gorilla vs roughly 17,000 lbs of human. At a certain point I do think they overwhelm the gorilla. Even if they go one at a time the gorilla is getting exhausted

Idk I personally would draft Shadeur Sanders because I don’t believe in things like “character issues” as an eagles fan

They’re calling it the coolest thing you can be actually

Becoming a hardcore ncaa 25 player at almost 30 years old has been a really funny bit you have to hand it to me. Figuring out how to run meta loop blitzes with a full ass job is really good stuff

Just announced: University of Michigan Faculty Senate resoundingly votes to support Big Ten academic mutual defense compact. 92.8% of over 3,000 votes.

Pete Hegseth really shows that the imperial machine just runs itself at this point. You can have a dipshit drunkard in charge of the most lethal fighting force on the planet and it just kind of keeps doing its thing

These people really just say buzzwords that’s all they have

The only thing woke ever truly ruined in my opinion is The Bachelor franchise. Once every 22 year old influencer in the world learned therapy speak it really killed their ability to be openly nasty to one another on reality TV. I came here to watch people fight not trauma dump

Every Easter I like to imagine the Jesus vs Death matchup in a sort of Globetrotters/Generals situation where death feels like it may finally get one over on old Jesus

I genuinely do think that even if you’re a center right center left normie who cares about things like “status quo” the most important thing to do to ensure America’s future as a liberal democracy is make everyone on the right terrified to do something like this again. Send them all to prison

A serious democratic presidential candidate should make one of their key campaign promises that all of these people are going to prison

I feel like all the kids who were really into pro wrestling in elementary school had divorced parents

I think the extent to which “antisemitism” is being used as a bludgeon against free speech on college campuses by people who spend the rest of the day arguing that “there were swimming pools at the concentration camps!!!” Is probably one of the darkest things I have ever seen

This is the funniest post I’ve ever seen

The most important thing we can do right now is Raise Awareness

Man this place really is just 2017 Twitter huh

No such thing as a brilliant economist. Astrology is a more real science

I’m not voting for any democrat in 2028 that won’t promise to prosecute this administration

Not worried about my 401K I can retire any time I want (kill myself)

The idea that you can reindustrialize America using tariffs is more pie in the sky than any left wing utopian communism ideology you could possibly come up with

You know cooper Flagg is cold because he doesn’t even get the Duke white guy hate

Hey @jordanackermi.bsky.social check this out you’re allowed to tell Trump to eat shit