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I dreamt that a spell was cast upon the Orange Mussolini and he physically could not tell a lie. Can you imagine how much the world would be changed if he could only tell the truth? And if that virus spread throughout the White House? Imagine Karoline Leavitt not lying in her press briefings.

I wonder what things look like over on Twitter (x) today. 🫣

Why can’t they add a couple of centimeters to the dimensions of fitted sheets - so they actually fit?

An invasion of those dangerous lettuce pickers, lawn mowers, and dishwashers.

I know it’s late in the USA but I’d like to know when he starts throwing ketchup.

Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio tried to give a press conference to announce his lawsuit against DOJ. Much to my surprise it turned out to be the greatest press conference of all-time.

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Red Sox vs. Yankees in the Bronx. Classic rivalry.

There’s apparently a real shortage of “No Smoking” signs in Russia.

A quick reminder Today is June 6th. The 81st anniversary of D-Day.

True. We were free range kids. I think that changed when parents started seeing children’s faces on the side of milk cartons. Our milk came in glass bottles.

1. Elon 2. Melania 3. Then, just for shits and giggles, somebody ask to see a copy or Trump’s birth certificate. Karma’s a bitch. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/05/u...

The girls are fighting. The cliques are forming. Welcome to Washington Valley High School www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Apparently there’s something in the water there that spawns insanity. What the hey? Is she trying to out -Boebert the CO-04 Representative?

Do they not know the history of Stonewall? They should not piss off the trans and the drag queens.

Some morning radio drive time jock should call and punk Orange Julius.

Will Prime Minister Thaksin be rearranging the pieces on the board.

This is sad. Such a memorable series and cast. R.I.P. Margaret. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

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“a rapid unscheduled disassembly” OK, if that’s what you want to call it comrade.

Listening to a baseball game > doom scrolling USA political news.

One of these men is unhinged. One is not.

Stable genius. Maybe get a story time drag queen to read his speeches?

there are queens and then there's the woman who made sure the scathing songs about her ex were so iconic that his whole career would be defined by them happy birthday to human goddess stevie nicks ✨

In other words, avoid the USA. Go spend your money in a country where you’re welcome. newrepublic.com/article/1928...

What will it be? A Trump hotel, a Trump golf course, a Trump casino? (Maybe take a pass on the casino, Donnie.)

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I’m going to make sure it rains in Bangkok within the next 24 hours. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 😝😂😝