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this-is-a-cat.bsky.social

30 something automation and controls engineer Any pronouns Strange little cat person (derogatory)

997 posts 139 followers 203 following

Posts 22 Comments 28

submitted 16 hours ago • 121 comments

You don't need to time travel to give a Victorian child Takis, there are videos you can watch right now of British people eating southern BBQ and it's the same experience. "Wots this? Flavor? On MEAT? Blimey..."

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Introducing the dumbest solution to a problem: CrapCache! Cache the details of a connection, but if the connection ever fails you throw out the cached info entirely and wait for the next incoming message, then cache that instead. Because our IT team can't be fucked with maintaining the network!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Garbage cat (me)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I FUCKING LOVE EMBEDDED SYSTEMS I LOVE PROGRAMMING BESPOKE ETHERNET COMMUNICATIONS PROTOCOLS FROM SCRATCH

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Every day I wake up and find another way to make PLC messaging more complicated.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'm gonna become the good incarnation of Freddy Krueger. Summon me into your dreams to kill your abusers who have invaded your mind space. Summon me to shred the nightmares that haunt you.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Freddy Krueger had endorsed Cuomo for NYC Mayor.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Also, regardless of how shitty the person is being about it, a dni is a clearly stated boundary, and screenshotting it to dunk on them is a violation of that boundary.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Spellbook this, broadsword that… I can turn into a bear and eat you! Touch grass! I grew it myself with my druidic magic, loser.

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

My rankings: 5 10 2 9 8 4 1 6 3 7

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Every time you platform a bad take instead of blocking and moving on, please imagine me behind you with a comically oversized hammer about to murder you.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Inigo Montoya trained us on vigilance against AI content. I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

the single most important part of Balatro’s game design is when you play a good hand and the numbers catch fire

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

We need to reach the point in society where a porn game can have good gameplay and not just good porn.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Why is the MTG account subskeeting me like this

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Hello? Hello? Is this the manager? I would like a full refund on my Christmas 2024 “Peace on Earth” greeting cards.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

uoghh

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

You BETTER put your whole pussy into it when you bark I don't want that arf arf woof shit. I wanna hear that BARK

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

NEW PRIDE MONTH MERCH??? HUH?????? Go check out some new buttons and a particularly funny shirt, they'll be here all year round! Buying any of these supports me and the artist, @yogolots.bsky.social. GET THEM HERE: melody.yokostore.com/pride

You don't need to time travel to give a Victorian child Takis, there are videos you can watch right now of British people eating southern BBQ and it's the same experience. "Wots this? Flavor? On MEAT? Blimey..."

Introducing the dumbest solution to a problem: CrapCache! Cache the details of a connection, but if the connection ever fails you throw out the cached info entirely and wait for the next incoming message, then cache that instead. Because our IT team can't be fucked with maintaining the network!

Garbage cat (me)

I FUCKING LOVE EMBEDDED SYSTEMS I LOVE PROGRAMMING BESPOKE ETHERNET COMMUNICATIONS PROTOCOLS FROM SCRATCH

Every day I wake up and find another way to make PLC messaging more complicated.

I'm gonna become the good incarnation of Freddy Krueger. Summon me into your dreams to kill your abusers who have invaded your mind space. Summon me to shred the nightmares that haunt you.

BREAKING: Freddy Krueger had endorsed Cuomo for NYC Mayor.

Also, regardless of how shitty the person is being about it, a dni is a clearly stated boundary, and screenshotting it to dunk on them is a violation of that boundary.

Spellbook this, broadsword that… I can turn into a bear and eat you! Touch grass! I grew it myself with my druidic magic, loser.

My rankings: 5 10 2 9 8 4 1 6 3 7

Every time you platform a bad take instead of blocking and moving on, please imagine me behind you with a comically oversized hammer about to murder you.

Inigo Montoya trained us on vigilance against AI content. I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

the single most important part of Balatro’s game design is when you play a good hand and the numbers catch fire

We need to reach the point in society where a porn game can have good gameplay and not just good porn.

Why is the MTG account subskeeting me like this

Hello? Hello? Is this the manager? I would like a full refund on my Christmas 2024 “Peace on Earth” greeting cards.

uoghh

You BETTER put your whole pussy into it when you bark I don't want that arf arf woof shit. I wanna hear that BARK

NEW PRIDE MONTH MERCH??? HUH?????? Go check out some new buttons and a particularly funny shirt, they'll be here all year round! Buying any of these supports me and the artist, @yogolots.bsky.social. GET THEM HERE: melody.yokostore.com/pride

Pride colored vest carved into a rock, call that transvestite

Go get vajazzled