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Who’s up watching Project4K77 to celebrate the 48th anniversary of Star Wars’s original release?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

“Yul Brynner? Yu ‘ardly know ‘er!” (Audience members jump to their feet in thunderous applause. I become a mainstay of the talk show circuit. The president gives me a Medal of Freedom. My exwife leaves her new husband and we get back together. Our baby is so cute the Pope calls to congratulate us.)

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Alright, Bluesky. Riddle me this. “Adam Nick Krollola.” Which one’s the Kuato?

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

RIP, Cool Pope. RIP.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Begun, the trade wars have

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

The advice I give my friend Pete when he’s feeling emotionally unbalanced

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

You know the internet is bad now because searching for "yahtzee the hedgehog" didn't return upsetting fan art.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

My girlfriend put on the superbowl. I am going to arrest whoever made the tubi skinhat commercial

submitted 128 days ago • 12 comments

Holy shit, I just realized the best thing about BlueSky is not having ads for that stupid fucking Evony game in my feed.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

“This year is gonna be different! 2025, here we come!” (A cybertruck explodes in front of a Trump hotel) (An extremist mows down people with his car in New Orleans) (Join Bluesky, immediately get followed by bots, scam artists, and scammy bots) “I mean, it’s faster. Faster is still different.”

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

Rest in peace to Jimmy Carter, history’s greatest monster. 💔

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments