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Aspiring writer, determined artist, professional cat dad. Active ingredients: wiggles & silly buggers ⚠️ Currently searching for an agent ⚠️
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Can a dog be twins?

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

"Ethan!" "What now, Luther?" "We gotta trick the sensors into thinking YOU are Prime Minister. Problem is, he's two inches taller." "What do we do, Luther? Can you hack the mainframe?" "No dice, Ethan. You gotta get the leg lengthening surgery. Sensors can't read scar tissue. You'll slip right by."

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Sprig #photography #Boston #streetphotography

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment