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thoomas.bsky.social
Just a Dutchie trying to figure out how life works.
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Chargin' Chuck needs to stop drinking and driving

POKEY WATCH OUT THERE'S A TRAIN

Meanwhile, in the D&D group...

Waiting for the day people realize there's a difference between an accent and a dialect

Stike

Uhhhhhhhhh

I may be dumb But at least I'm not setting fire to my hair, poking a stick at a grizzly bear, eating medicine that's out of date, using my private parts as piranha bait, getting my toast out with a fork, doing my own electrical work, teaching myself how to fly...

Oh okay

They're onto me

Zojuist genoemd bij de uitzending op Radio 2 voor mijn domme woordgrap 💪

Had to slam on my brakes so hard that my foot got caught on my pedal and it took off my shoe. Had to then turn around to go fetch my shoe that was in the middle of the intersection while a car was waiting behind me. One of the most embarrassing experiences of my life right there.

As someone who legitimately uses em dashes, I can't wait to have to tell people who reply to my posts and comments that I'm not an AI and then have them not believe me.

from "humor in translation"

Okay needless to say I love this game

As a young kid, I had a dream that was so boring and short that I completely forgot about it until at least a decade later when I had a sequel dream. It was in the same place, but this time there was much more to the dream. I'd like to know if someone has had something similar.

Comments on Mario Kart World videos be like "You like a game I don't and thought a price was worth it that I don't so you're secretly working with Nintendo to spread propaganda" and I'm only mildly exaggerating

So it turns out I suck at Knockout Tour I keep getting fourth after being first for like two tracks

Just had the most messed up dream I've had in a really long time

Guess I gotta take this home now

I can't tell if it's funny or annoying when people question me for sticking to the rules of the company they work for. Ma'am, I'm the customer. You're the employee.

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