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Audio engineer and guitarist. Play in the band Hellevate. Incredibly mediocre at Tekken. Here to post about Spider-Man. #chiefskingdom
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This specific kill was deeply traumatic to a whole generation of people

there's a guy on TikTok who opened an arcade and makes all his videos about it like he's hosting Fact or Fiction or some shit. it's a kickass vibe

Bro can you imagine being so sauceless that your wife hangs out with Elon fucking Musk and is like, "oh yeah I like this guy way more than my husband". I don't think this country can survive a divorced Stephen Miller

Cewis Sewis Lewis

"a man's idea of what a woman wants" always leads to hilarity

listening to the Loads for the first time in like 10+ years, and while i definitely like it more this time than previously, it's still a big step down from the first five. not even from a genre standpoint; it's the first Metallica to just feel like a collection of songs and not a coherent album

I immediately call JRR Tolkien and ask him if the Balrog has wings

every day im exposed to a new, horrifying financial irresponsibility

the really fucked thing about this is that Spotify has the Spotify for Artists page that could totally act as a filter for this! make it so that the account has to approve any and all uploads to the page. there's really no excuse for Spotify not having a solution www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFwh...

at the severe risk of coming off as "old man yells at clouds" i think we need a new genre name for the crop of bands like Sleep Token and President. i just dont really see how having down tuned distorted guitars occasionally appear in your pop songs qualifies you to be called "metal"

The more Spider-Man stories focus on his parents, the worse they get. Theyre just not interesting characters, and all attempts to make them anything other than regular people who died of unspecified reasons off panel come off as incredibly hammy and forced

doing real pervert stuff (watching European League Football highlights)

physical media defining limits on the length of albums was a good thing, actually, and music has been made worse by the removal of them

Hells Librarians🔥 #LibrarySky #ReadToLive

very funny to me that they made so many shows that unnecessarily spent too much time on Tatooine that when they got to the Obi-Wan show, the one concept that SHOULD take place entirely on Tatooine, they had to pivot and send him on some stupid galaxy-spanning journey

we're gonna have to start doing reddit atheism on people who think the computer is alive

The Giacomo Turra stuff really sucks, but I do think it's so funny that people get mad about social media guitarists miming performances. They do nothing but microanalyze every guitarist's performance, shit on the tiniest errors, then get mad when those guitarists make sure their videos are airtight

I know this thought is not an original one, but I simple do not understand why they want this to be true so bad. What does it change about the US' response to COVID? If anything, it makes it worse! They should want this to be false!

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See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense than that. ...Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.

This is when I find out what "nonce" means and that it's legally actionable. I thought it was just another of those shitty throwaway insults you Brits love so much!