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Aspiring failure, grandfather, and fondue fan.
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6947. You know he wants it.

Maybe now we can get spiritual justice for the oxford comma.

So like a person, a very attractive and intelligent person who we all love, doesn't need a billion dollars. They could be very very happy with 999 million dollars. Obvious isn't it.

They're probably negotiating over a Signal chat with the China Kitchen restaurant in Hoboken NJ.

At the local Easter egg hunt, wondering why we don't arm the Easter eggs so as to make it more of an even contest?

I had a joke about Odysseus, but we've all suffered long enough.

Hey man, we need to keep our Geoducks intact. What's next? raising them in fluoridated water? Vaccinating them against infectious diseases? Anal bleaching our precious seafood? WHERE DOES IT STOP, MAN!!!!

Naked Coal Miners FTW!

I am having a sad. One of the members of Gang of Four died. Damaged goods for the rest of you: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFU_...

Number two basically summarizes blockchain and crypto currency. It's all a bunch of number two

Dye is cheap. Real Seatllites want to know who looked at a blue corndog and said "I need that in my mouth now!'

We danced to this at my wedding, lo these many years ago.

Coyotes are fuckers. There's a couple of adolescent coyotes that hang out up by the golf course. They like to steal golf balls and run into the woods with them.

Maybe Elon can take him to Mars...

Contrary to popular belief, St. Patrick actually drove the snacks out of Ireland. That's why they had no Cool Ranch Doritos during the middle aged.

Our government is already shut down, Senator Dildo Hammer. Try to keep up?

You go, Chuck!

Well, I can't really fault Alaska Airlines for this. I'm think of implementing one for myself.

As if they are gonna find a plane large enough to carry it.

Displaying my propensity for certain shades of rust orange.

Oops. Forgot to end my walk this morning.