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Christopher Miller: Tennessean, writer, IT guy, emotionally unavailable and distant
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horse races need to be the best of seven

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Most anti-vaxxers in America have been wholly vaccinated and didn't die or suffer from the maladies they say vaccines do not prevent. Nor do most of them have autism, which they claim vaccines cause. Why do these nut-jobs get media coverage? Or HHS cabinet posts?

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Next time Trump goes to Truth Social and says it's a good time to buy stock, I'll know he's about to announce lower tariffs on China to make the market soar again.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Amidst all this talk about tariffs, absolutely nobody has asked the question: What happens to all the tariff money once it is sent to the Treasury? Who's in the vault with their arms outstretched?

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Trump said now is the time to get richer than ever before, referring to the stock market. Now, this may be the result of having a stupid brain... or it may indicate he's manipulating the stock market in order to short sell.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

The true nightmare of the sea is the inches-long cookie cutter shark, because they will swim up to you, take a plug out of your flesh, and swim away unceremoniously. You'll likely survive the experience, but do you want to?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote a text to my ex-wife, but I sent it to my boss.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

BIC Twin Lady Sensitive razors at Dollar General have tighter security than U.S. war plans.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

My generation drank from the hose, respected our elders, shat in the ditch, killed animals, and failed math and history.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

It is quite telling that, come April 1st, you can say virtually anything, no matter how crazy, and it won't sound like a April Fool's joke. Crazy is the new normal.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

At best, artificial intelligence is 70% factual, 30% blather. I wouldn't trust it for a cake recipe.

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Both my cat and the Roomba have escaped.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

It appears the Democratic Party is gonna acquiesce themselves out of existence.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

The governor of Kentucky lecturing the governor of California for cozying up to Nazis is something I never expected on my bingo card

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Goddamn Schumer

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

The Free Speech people are disappearing dissidents. The fighting antisemitism administration is hiring neo-Nazis. The government efficiency leader is playing video games at work. The America First guys are destroying America. Everything these people say are lies.

submitted 92 days ago • 8 comments

Trump promised to bring prices down, and he's done just that. Unfortunately, it's the price of stock that's falling.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

These DEI layoffs are designed to keep white men in control of the institutions that protect wealth.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

looks like the well-regulated militia ain't gonna stand up to tyranny like they said they would

submitted 96 days ago • 3 comments

I only wish for one thing. It's not world peace or any of that happy horseshit. I wish that... Mark Ruffalo would play the role of Columbo in a feature-length mystery.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments