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I hope all my aussie pals are staying safe. These floods are devastating. Mother nature you can STOP now, please 🙏

Something feels really off at the moment. Like, all around. There's just a weird sinking feeling I can't explain. Hope everyone is doing okay🌻 #taikafriday #nwaf

-DAY 0 of Ren's sobriety- I failed... But that's okay. For now. I tried. And I will still try. 👍

Happy hump day 👨‍🍳 #taikahumpday #taikatuesday #itsstilltuesdaysomewhere

Woag are u guys seeing this?

There we go! 11 not-so-exciting answers 🫴💥

-DAY 6 of Ren's sobriety- I'm kinda cranky this afternoon, I miss drinking. My brain is running a marathon without my consent! 🫴

🙇‍♂️ #taikatuesday

So I gotta wait for likes to answer each question? [oh god someone like this so i don't look stupid i wanna do the thing] 🫴

-DAY 5 of Ren's sobriety- YAYYYYYYYYYYY 👏 Ignored the bottle shop on the way home from work and everything. 💥

-DAY 4 of Ren's sobriety- I feel really good! I got a bit how-ya-goin towards the afternoon but nothing that a bit of pacing back and forth didn't fix. 👏 Also met up with my mum for the first time in.. idk how long and that was actually great as well 👍

I woke up feeling pretty happy today. #taikasunday #behappy

-DAY 3 of Ren's sobriety- I feel a lot better, but only because I've been locked in to a crime scene cleaning game for the whole day. Whatever works aye? 👍 The support means a fuck tonne though, I stg

Thanks for all the sweet support over this. I feel a bit better today. Having woken up hungover almost every day for the past 8 years has become so normal, it feels weird to be.. not hungover? Now I just need to sit with myself for a bit, I guess? I still feel not myself. Helps to type it out tho

-DAY 2 of Ren's sobriety- I don't think I've felt this low in a very long time. I feel so dulled down and unlike myself, with nothing to offer. Can't even fkn smile. I don't wanna do this

Okay... -DAY 1 of Ren's sobriety- I'm gonna try this again, I have to. I am absolutely terrified and already feel lightheaded with anxiety sdkfsjkf. Sorry in advance if I turn into a psycho for a hot minute. Avoiding triggers to drink is literally impossible so I am freeballing the fuck outta this

Pov you wake up cranky as fuck. #taikathursday #fuckitsgonnabealongday

Hey world, remember when you thought this was awesome? (Which, by the way, it was). Yeah well she's been suspended for a week now because of it; it's coloniser rules and forms of expression allowed only, indigenous people must only be angry in white ways. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Happy hump day. Be calm. Be cool. Keep on keeping on. #taikawednesday #taikahumpday <-- lol

You ever get that weird feeling when things have been too normal for far too long and because the brain is accustomed to really bad shit since forever the brain decides it's time for another meltdown over absolutely nothing because that's what it's used to? YEEEEEHAWWWWWW

#taikatuesday 🫴

same #taikatuesday

👓 #taikatuesday #fashun

Professor X step asideeeee Ta ta ta #taikatuesday

name something a pirate might throw off his ship

avoiding my responsibilities like #taikasaturday #imbored #BOREDitellya

name a show you're positive no one remembers, but you 📺

I asked if I could take his picture. Yes. I stepped across a band of shit. The pigeons began to frighten. Too close. A cloud of gray & blue & pink rushed at me. He looked up. Bare of birds. He said nothing. I stepped back. The birds returned. Together they ate. He said “Now,” & I took my picture.

Need a compilation of the stupid eyebrow thing he does asap

IM GONNA 💥💥💥

Next pope will be a Florida Man 👉

Your pope name is: last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name Pope Jalapeno Popper VI HAHAAAAAAAAA