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There is no mountain higher than Peak Anxiety.

Asked a question about how to overcome my own fears and got blocked. This place sure feels like Twitter.

People always say "They're the best bar none!" and its like, I don't know, maybe we should bar some. Like, let's at least start with barring Hitler.

Instead of bad dancing and a genocide, we could have had bad dancing and a genocide.

Absolutely deranged that there is a nation wide company with multiple brick and mortar warehouses in each state, but I have to pay extra to NOT get my items shipped by them because they're not trustworthy enough of a company to ensure my item will arrive in a usable condition or at all.

hahaha what is happening. entire town of investigative journalists at heart

#OnThisDay April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley.com #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams

I don't know....Maybe SOME AI is good.

Huh, weird

Getting real tired of people who claim they hate twitter and Elon do noting but post and talk about Elon and twitter. Why are you bringing something you hate into my life?

Too old to play Link from Zelda at 25yr old might be the sign we're done as a group project. People don't interact with each other anymore. All forms of connections are a lie.

Video game choice: 1.Yes 2.No 3.Kick that dog. Me: Why would that be an option? Let's see what story the developers are trying to tell. Developers: I'm so sick of coding for this character I'm going to code them kicking a dog so my hatred feels valid. Me: I don't really get this character arch.

What do you mean Senior Discount doesn’t start until 10am? What the fuck? What the fat fuck happened to this county? Why do we hate our own citizens? Why do we hate everyone?

Twitch has become not only unwatchable, but unusable.

Twitter sucks because it’s nothing but porn bots and right wing political pundits calling for death. Unlike this site, which has real women posting porn out of extreme poverty and left wing political pundits wishing for extreme suffering that lasts a lifetime.

Found out who won the Superbowl by reading the sentence "Taylor Swift's boyfriend’s team just got the absolute shit beat out of them."

The average person doesn't know if Drake is a pedophile or not. The Average person is just desperate to chant something.

Made an Art, but called a Fart because it fell out of me and it stinks.

Me when the election goes in my favor and my political enemies have to suffer for the next 4 years: Ha Ha! Status Quo! All according to plan! Me when the election doesn't go in my favor and I'm subject to my pollical opponents whims for 4 years: Unfair! Illegal! The system shouldn't work like this!

Kids are so undereducated they don’t even know the definition of the word “Scrumpt.”

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

Lawyer is just liar said with a Canadian accent.

Trump talks like Grandpa Simpson tells stories.

If the independent detective isn't making the police look like idiots, it's just coppaganda.

A lot of people pretend as if you will remember life once it over.

you're not lazy! #comics #webcomic #art

Every video titled "I wish I knew this sooner" is about "how to cut up an ice cream carton to share it" or "how to use your old shoes as new door stops" and never about something you can actually use in your life. Casual Education is fully rotten corpsed

On a cloudy Vancouver street, close to Chinatown, a small historic building tells the truth about us.

AEW just proved the complaints wrong about Ricochet, So I'm ready to hold my concerns about this Jericho Moxley 12 man tag match until it happens.

Being a satire artist is so hard because every single satire you can come up with becomes reality within 24 hours and leaves you a little depressed for 48 hours.

Easily the most disappointing candy I’ve ever tried to enjoy. The embarrassing amount of marshmallows. The drink still wouldn’t mix after 5 minutes of mixing. It tasted like dogfood smells. Dumped it after two sips. Hershey’s is over. Throw them out and give them up.

I would want it to be more like the Muppet Show where you don’t actually watch the wrestling, it’s almost entirely Kermit and company backstage trying to just book a show with other muppets pitching matches. Also the human is Harley Cameron with a puppet trying to fit in