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Writer-Performer. For Sale by Exorcist from DREAD, Ahoy Comics, Lifeline Comics (Ringo Nominated Hairology), The Hard Times, The Weekly Humorist & the rest VIEWS ARE MY OWN. https://t.co/UfxLNhUXU7
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Crooked broken dicks are so epidemic in this part of the United States every commercial break features the same ad for dick-fixing meds.

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guys, it's just not fair that Joan Cusack doesn't have an Oscar.

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@davallone.bsky.social may be interested in this one. I had to order what I thought was an out of print paperback from inter-library loan, and it showed up as this tiny nondescript blue book. Then I opened it, and they bound the paperback preserving the original pulp art! The best!

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=PKUR...

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Our Constitution is clear: Only Congress has the power to declare war. Yet, administrations too often bypass this fundamental check, plunging us into conflicts that cost countless lives, drain our resources, and destabilize entire regions. We cannot allow this to happen again.

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Life for my friend Tasneem and her family in Gaza is harrowing right now. We lose contact, I don't know if they're alive, electricity is out, internet barely functions, and many seeking aid are killed. Direct donations is how they survive. Please give at the link. ♥️ www.gofundme.com/f/help-tasne...

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IT'S FINALLY HERE! My new animatic project, Starstruck, is officially on IndieGoGo! Everyone who's worked this has poured their heart and soul into it and our production crew is going to knock it out of the park with YOUR help! Please consider donating! igg.me/at/Starstruck

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One of my favorite things about kids is watching a little sister stick her tongue out at her older brother when his back is turned. Stellar.

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In Your Own World - Richard Sala

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That twist towards the end where you go from “oh no” to “oh no no no no no no god oh no”

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I’m overstimulated and need everyone to shut up for a second and let me think!

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It's why many 3d films get a whole rewrite in the month before it airs . You cannot do that 2d

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My library is halving the current Hoopla borrows because of lack of budget. :(

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If you listen to music on your phone in public without headphones, I want you to know that you’re terrible and should feel terrible.

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We replaced our bathroom light with a brighter bulb and now our entire bathroom looks like it’s being abducted by aliens.

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The sun glasses alley fight from They Live but it’s me trying to get my daughter dressed in the morning.

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Hear me out, a Lower Decks feature film.

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Materialsts is a comedy purely in the Aristotelian sense.

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The sunset on Friday The 13th.

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support this family in these hard times

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What if Shia LaBeouf just got a regular job. It’s okay to switch careers. I used to work in the oilfield, now I work in a library.

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If you don't have empathy for innocent babies getting bombed, you should at least be angry that your government talks to you like you're stupid

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At some point, in the universe of Ducktales, one of Scrooge McDuck’s low-level employees has to have called him “Screw McDouche.”

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My birthstone is the Monte Christo Sandwich at Bennigan’s.

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My birthstone keeps getting licked by this weird vampire

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“This is a meetup for Magic the Gathering…the card game…” Me: *trying to grab the pigeons that just fluttered out of my top hat* “No, no. I understand…”

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Please. Mr. DNA is my father. Call me Craig.

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For real. It was during her promotion for Coors. I fell in love.

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If you drive a car that looks like mine (well-worn 2000s Toyota Corolla) but it sounds like a monster truck when you drive it, *BUBUBUGADABUGADAVROOOM sounds* I’m going to assume that you owe several back payments of child support

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The world needs more Star Trek in universe cups available. Raktajino, yes! And those beaker tea cups. But I want weird stuff too. I want to drink gin out of something that looks like an alien made it.

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AND i just fucked up my car so if anyone wants to be a patron i could use any dollars you got patreon.com/fuckboisoflit

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These books are a blast! Give them a try. The Maltese Falcon by way of Preston Sturges.

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“He looks kind of like an elephant…I guess…” - Me seeing the Elephant Man

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