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timjburrows.bsky.social
aka Timmy Parmesan
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I’m getting kind of tired of cancelling memberships but I guess it’s time for another one, hope Lyft is ok

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Can you imagine the internal dialog going on inside Holman’s head after seeing this?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

By the way, none of this would be happening if there was a functional immigration system

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

People of LA: please post videos of your local hellscape so the rest of the country can see just how bad it is there

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

If I was Elon Musk I would just not take on the President of the United States

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

It will be bittersweet if Musk turns out to be the only person in the entire country who can derail the reconciliation bill

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Not so sure about fentanyl we might actually have a ketamine crisis

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Someone with access to the bar’s PA and a hidden camera could play the funniest prank ever on this place

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

This song has truly never been more relevant to the times open.spotify.com/track/4xkcGf...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

My feed is just literally one national crisis after another right now

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Just took out an 80 year term loan for $500k and added my kids as guarantors without their consent so I can retire and travel the world

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Is it a timeshare?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, after AI takes all the jobs, all the unemployed people of the world will definitely want to buy their own personal humanoid robot, each of which will definitely not cost tens of thousands of dollars

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments