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This is a new one.

Made two flavors of pizza in one pan.

Okay but we’ve missed the entire point of the conclave. We finally have a pope who knows that it’s time for the Percolator.

Observe how lost and powerless the ICE agents look when the community defends itself. We need more of this, and the fact that an elected official put her body on the line is admirable. Never back down to these fascist fucks. We take care of us.

Tavern-Style Pope.

As the pope, Leo would never take sides, but Robert Prevost was a Sox fan.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Pope-gram to bring you this important news: Here is a picture of a Tesla with the license plate that I’m pretty sure says Hamfucker.

what’s fuck you New York in Latin

How many of us are getting texts today about the Chicago Pope? If I had to be pope, I’d invite a couple two tree of my friends to be Junior popes with me.

Oh man, the Church of San Procopio down on 18th at Canalport is gonna look pretty silly having gotten JP2 etched into their stone walls. He went there once, but Pope Leo was a regular at Phil’s and my cousin says they used to raise a glass at Bernice’s on the regular.

I hope the new pope brushes up on his Italian, lest we end up celebrating the feast of Ricobene’s and Giardinera.

Chicago Pope's here

A non zero chance that the new pope has eaten a bone in pork chop sandwich from Jim’s.

If I was 98 years old and had enough money to burn, you can bet your ass I’d be crushing teslas.

That’s right. Cubs legend singing the 7th inning stretch today.

Andre 3000 has been listening to Chisel or at least looking at 8 am All Day. I approve. @tedleo.bsky.social