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"Great, my stepmother is dual wielding infants now." - my niece at a family function

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Way to go internet. You made me hate tacos. I hope you're fucking proud of yourselves. Jerks.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Only took about 40 runs but finally got my goddamn Buried Bloodline.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Pre-metal Poppy doesn't get enough love. Seriously, she once did the poppiest song ever sung from the perspective of a person being kept as livestock by invading aliens and no one talks about it.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

50/50 at best that this pops off. Work has been a brain blaster of a day, might just say fuck it, burn one and throw some Wargasm on as I play off stream tonight. Nothin' personal.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

2 nights in a row of Banner? In this economy?! But yeah, sounds like the Looters are doing another round of nonsense tonight, 11EST as per the usual. My ribs still hurt from last night, so this ought to be an interesting, if not slightly masochistic, time.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Playing Destiny with the Looters is chaos. Playing Destiny with the Looters AND @rindelzivas.bsky.social is a goddamn ab workout. Thanks for the laughs gang. Haven't had that much fun in pvp in weeks!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

playin' some Iron Banner with my goofy ass friends. Come on by! twitch.tv/timmygruesome

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

She's a 10, but she wears Crocs with her lingerie.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

orgasm! at the bakery

submitted 9 days ago • 23 comments

Thinking about all those times on Star Trek: TNG where things got fucky on the holodeck because Data was cosplaying Sherlock Holmes and thinking thank fuck he didn't like HP Lovecraft as much as he did Arthur Conan Doyle.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I'm a diehard Destiny junkie and all, but holy hell, how many times does Bungie have to get called out for stealing other people's art before they stop doing it?

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Just got home from work and I am EXHAUSTED. Gonna postpone streaming tonight so I can have more energy when I have a full fireteam of my buddies in chat with me tomorrow.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight's plan: 1. Eat a sandwich 2. Start Assassin's Creed Odyssey on stream. Festivities will begin around 11PM EST. Even if it begins with me eating said sammich.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Having hypermobility is fun because sometimes I just pop my shoulder into place and ruin everybody's lunch in the break room.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

No stream tonight as I have some RL commitments, but I'm thinking of starting AC Odyssey tomorrow and rallying the Looters for some bullshit on Friday. Fuck me, it feels good to be back.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

It's the former radio DJ in me I think, but I'll never understand the big streamers who have massive followings who will sometimes go 10-15 minutes in a game without talking. That's a LOT of dead air.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

I don't care it was only to 3-5 people, that most of them were IRL friends, or that it died off after the first hour. I got to stream again after nearly a month of not being able to. I got to goof off and make people laugh, so yeah, that's a win.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Holy shit I'm actually streaming!!! twitch.tv/timmygruesome

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Took about 2 weeks longer than planned, but... I GOT MY AUDIO FIGURED OUT!!! Gonna celebrate by shooting a bunch of assholes in Destiny tonight around 11PM EST if you're feeling froggy. Looks like streaming's back on the menu, boys.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

10 horror movies to get to know me 🔪 1. Alien 2. The Cabin in the Woods 3. The Birds 4. The Thing 5. Hellraiser 6. Audition 7. Halloween 8. Sean of the Dead 9. Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter (sorry not sorry Nick) 10. Tucker & Dale vs. Evil

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

I'll never understand what conservatives have against seasoning their food.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I don't care how many names you give the movie, Marvel, I'm still waiting for it to be on streaming.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not a big enough Star Wars fan that I can pretend this Fortnite mini-season isn't absolute dogshit.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Here's hoping the pope from Chicago is less fucked up than pizza from Chicago.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking I'm gonna take another week and come back swinging for the usual Fortnite Sunday stream. I've been putting off cleaning and finally figuring out the new audio setup for far too long.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Guys. Either have fun with the lightsabers in Destiny or play something else. Either way just stop being a whiny bitch. It's not that complicated.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

No stream tonight after all. First day of work back kicked my ass. Planning to do something tomorrow. Probably Destiny 2 because I have a LOT of thoughts. (They're mostly good; go find a big streamer if you want the usual grumpy takes on literally anything new)

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Man, I get back from vacation and Destiny blows its content wad. At least I know I have a lot to talk about on stream tonight.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

The Spaceballs season of ̶A̶i̶m̶b̶o̶t̶s̶ ̶&̶ ̶A̶d̶d̶e̶r̶a̶l̶l̶ Fortnite is fucking sweaty.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

One of my favorite things about getting together with my friends is that we've got running gags that span 30 years at this point.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

There's nerd, then there's the level of nerd where I just watched a friend whip out about 12 grand in graded magic cards.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

You mean to tell me that 2K, who owns Gearbox, moved the release date up on Borderlands 4... The same 2K who owns Rockstar? As in the guys making GTA 6? Which, while not having an official release date currently is rumored for October? Huh. Can't imagine there's a reason for that. Nope. Not at all.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Started rereading House of Leaves today because goddamn that book is incredible.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

I love that I have more Twitch followers than Kanye did when he got banned.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I hate agreeing with this guy about anything, because he is usually the biggest wet blanket about gaming. I know it's probably a gimmick because negativity sells, but I sure as shit wouldn't wanna hang out with the whine-ass. But he's right about the trends here. www.forbes.com/sites/paulta...

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Protip: umbrellas are useless when the rain is traveling horizontally.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments