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crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

submitted 11 hours ago • 94 comments

NEW YORK! MAKE SURE TO RANK ROGER!

submitted 23 hours ago • 8 comments

I like pavement but I don’t know if I could explain them without making the jerkoff motion

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

It's a new camp classic + if you can't see that, I feel sad for you.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Easily Uma Thurman's most engaging performance. Plus it's awesome when Robin crashes his bike through a wall and it explodes in the shape of the Robin symbol.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

#fbf

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Flaming June, Frederic Leighton, 1895.

submitted 5 days ago • 26 comments

Dunning-Kruger? I hardly know her!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

We would do well to lean into the inherent silliness of the genre. Like a 2 to 1 ratio of serious to goofy stories is perfect. Side-note: I love that they shackled Hulk's mouth here. Hulk speak too much truth for puny appellate court!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Eight" is Enough #NaughtyASitcom

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This morning I heard “Shock the Monkey.” When the DJ came back, he said, “The only way I would ever shock a monkey is by giving it two bananas when it only expected one,” and I said HELL yeah

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Happy Birthday to the only King we recognize on this day🎂

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

i have mad respect for artists who can draw cars

submitted 11 days ago • 9 comments

I'd watch a live action Deadman done in an anthology horror style

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I know I'm kind of a broken record with this right now, but: For all the horror, the political situation looks SIGNIFICANTLY better right now than it did a week or even a few days ago. Military occupation of blue cities is a travesty but it was a travesty we already EXPECTED of these fascists.

submitted 14 days ago • 15 comments

Nothing the Right say should ever be assumed in good faith but there's something truly revealing in their claims that protesters are paid to be there. A whole half of the political spectrum that can't fathom the notion of solidarity.

submitted 17 days ago • 12 comments

Four Waymo jags, one after the other, covered in graffiti and with their sensors disabled. A fifth decides its had enough and tries to leave only to be thwarted by someone just kinda standing there. I do love this city.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Peaceful protest

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

♥️ LA

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

It's unquestionably true that the 2003 Hulk movie would have been a ginormous hit if only Eric Bana had been willing to legally change his name to Bruce

submitted 18 days ago • 13 comments

One striking thing from this (excellent) report on a DOGE employee's use of AI is that everything about it is antithetical to sound software engineering practices—an engineer hurriedly deploying an unfamiliar tool to meet an impossible deadline for a problem domain in which he has no expertise.

submitted 18 days ago • 21 comments