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finally some positive dan representation to balance out Crenshaw and Patrick

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

i hate driving a car more than anything man

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

the houston rockets basketball team stresses me out

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so chat gpt/LLM/AI resistant. I never thought I’d see the day that i turn into a luddite but i guess this is the moment

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

new Kirby air ride will save me

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

i would never have a ring doorbell. if someone breaks into my apartment i dont wanna know who it is. let me be the victim of a faceless crime

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

i will not say Okert without saying it like cardi b does

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

must be baseball season

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

The astros are going 162-0 and Cam Smith is winning rookie of the year

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

my 5 month depression ends today. it’s opening day

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

the idea that Catholics have to punish themselves by only eating seafood during lent is so funny to me. now excuse me as I go take advantage of an oyster special

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

knowledge is knowing that craft beer is the best beer u can get. wisdom is knowing that lone star is the best beer of them all

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

crashed out a bit at my bday party but at least 2 other people crashed out harder so honestly I don’t think it counts

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

posting about the Astros minor leaguers on bluesky like I’m a sugar land skeeter

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

in college when were didn’t have the money for mixers we’d use one crystal light packet each per night and just top off with more bottom shelf vodka and water when the cup would get halfway full anyway I will not be buying this

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

if I make twice as much coffee every morning I only have to make coffee once a day. this is game changing

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

nothing can save us but also nothing can hurt us

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

i think I’d rather die than have a daniel jr

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

been feeling a lot like life is happening around me instead of it being something i'm living

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

AirFrance’s attempt at describing the Astros and attending a baseball game is sending me

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

deleted scenes of lightning McQueen blacked out at full speed

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

mark stone, eat shit

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

if chips and salsa are less than $5, they are essentially free, and therefore you must order them

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

You’re all going to hell. But not for the gay thing.

submitted 151 days ago • 2 comments

(in the tone of glocca mora) guacamole

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

post Malone in the pickup juck is somehow both amazing and awful

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

does jim crane need help getting a kata robata reservation for roki sasaki

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments