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R+ Dog trainer, ally, mama bear, finding it difficult to be polite to morons | former blogger chicky baby Proud to be from the great state of MA đź’™
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Dog trainer tip: “how do I punish my dog for not listening?” 1. Take a rolled up newspaper or magazine. The heavier the better. (1/2)

In all my years of being a dog trainer, I never get tired of laughing at men who refer to themselves as an “Alpha”

Just sayin’

It really says something that the highlight of my day is often the NYT puzzles

I know somebody died but that doesn’t mean you have to say nice things about health insurance companies. They won’t approve your claims. They will fuck you though.

Do you even own dogs if you don’t have several partially filled containers of gabapentin?

How do I feel about yesterday’s NYT Strands? Betrayed, bewildered….?

Tell me you’re from New England without blah blah blah… I’ll go first #spotifywrapped

As humans, our unconditional love for our dogs doesn't even hold a candle to the unconditional love our dogs have for us. So here's to dogs, nature's reminder that love and joy are real, are beautiful, and sometimes smell like Fritos.

My dog is the definition of existential dread

LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.

The best part of thanksgiving is eating a leftover turkey sandwich in your slightly dirty pjs without a relative in sight

NPR's Scott Simon remembers Seuk Kim, a volunteer animal rescue pilot who died in a crash earlier this week, transporting several dogs.

America- you got it wrong. Happy Thanksgiving to 48% of you that aren’t morons

Why is thanksgiving day a week long

Wicked. Go see it. Yes really.

Being a parent of theater kids is tough during the college process. Yeah your kid committed to a college junior year in hs because they’re good at a sport, but theater kids are usually tops in academics, are wonderfully diverse, AND get through tech week regularly, but nobody is scouting them

If you host, the week of thanksgiving is the worst. You have a fridge full of food but can’t eat any of it. “Mom what’s for dinner?” “I have two freezer burned corn dogs, five mostly fine olives, and a half a jar of sketchy sun dried tomatoes”

My neighbors had a pride flag and an American flag on their home until the election, then they took the pride flag down. It makes me terribly sad every time I drive by

Proud to have this man as my Rep www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYYthCVM/

How are we practicing self care during these troubling times? Hot baths and wine? Time with those we love? Screaming death metal in the car?

There’s enough politics here so let’s talk dogs. Proper socialization is extremely important in the first THREE months of a puppy’s life. The risk of behavioral issues increases after the crucial imprinting phase. Dont wait until their 4 month vaccinations to expose them safely to their world

I hate a lot of things about this election. Chief among them is I feel like I lost Tim Walz in a divorce

Whenever I’m feeling all is lost I remember one important thing… there’s always puppies

I hate new things but here we are