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tmguchi.bsky.social
Ultracrepidarian. Failed Vegan. Amateur.
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Can’t wait to hear how many people the orange one is going to claim were at his sad little parade.

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Yes, I was rooting for Crystal Palace and against Comic Sans font. #FACup

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Sad that the author of the “Art of the Deal” can’t negotiate the return of one person from El Salvador.

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I hope I get added to the “White House PC Small Group Insider Trading” Signal group chat.

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So just to clarify, the problem is that an editor of the Atlantic was able to hack into your messaging app, and not THAT YOU ARE USING A MESSAGING APP THAT CAN BE HACKED BY THE EDITOR OF THE ATLANTIC?!?!? #Signalgate

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Using a messaging app that can be hacked by a journalist doesn’t seem like the most prudent choice.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

If you are a military veteran who voted for this administration, 2 things: 1. Thank you for your service 2. This is what you served/voted for?

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

The rest of the quote was “hold my beer.”

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a German term for “dying from Schadenfreude”? #AskingForAFriend

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Duh. They had a Signal chat for that.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Would be a shame if other Democratic governors put up an unflattering portrait.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Schadenfreude ⬇️

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Hey @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social, look what came today. Can’t wait to read it.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Posting for no particular reason.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I will henceforth be referring to Washington as the 13th province. #Canada

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It would really be a shame if we all started saying “President Musk” and good ‘ol 47 got butthurt. #PresidentMusk

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Does the Buck still stop at the Resolute Desk? Asking for a friend.

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LFG

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LFG! @soundersfc.com! LA SEA

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Just heard someone explain blanching vegetables like it was the newest TikTok sensation. 🙄

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

Wife called me for the recipe for a dish I did years ago. She wants to make it for Thanksgiving having never made it herself. This should be interesting.

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Truth

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Looking forward to reading this. I’ve enjoyed all the @scalzi.com books I’ve read.

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

Today I’m a @mnufc.com fan. Go @soundersfc.com #ebfg

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Watched 5 soccer matches today: BOU BHA, MC TOT, NYFC RBNY, ORL WAS @nwslbot.bsky.social, LAFC @soundersfc.com It was a good day. #FootballIsLife

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Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Me: Delivers bright aromatics of mango, vanilla, toasted sandalwood, tropical flowers, marzipan and star anise. Flavors open on nutmeg and clove, pear and toasty wood notes, settling out to honeyed vanilla and toasted marshmallow.

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

I know this is petty, but I’m all for Biden stepping down and letting Kamala be president for a couple of months for no other reason than ruining all the 47 merch they’ve no doubt printed up.

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

Remind me again, GOP stands for “Group of Pedophiles”?

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