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toastpoast.bsky.social
(AL-va) Novelty oversized girlfriend. Proud parent to Spicy Fruit Toast, a small tortoiseshell cat. I like to build and paint tiny spacemen 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her
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She is helping

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you do not need to post your Ls. in fact i would advise resisting the impulse as much as possible. share your Ls with friends and family, post your dubs

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

Replaying Dark Souls and I forgot that Toast never wants me to see what’s going on in the Lower Undead Burg

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When I first heard of VTubers I thought “wow this is some pervert shit (derogatory)” and nothing I’ve learned about them since has moved me from that initial stance

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It rules that our house got randomly selected to have Nielsen doodads installed on our TVs because their data’s going to show that the 1994 series Insektors is a bigger deal than it probably is

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Thinking of the the bit in Peacemaker where a bunch of people get taken over by parasitic aliens and can’t quite get smiling right but it still looks less creepy and unnatural than this motherfucker

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Just sat around drinking wine with my step-stepdaughter and she made fun of me for not wearing femme clothes more 🥲

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

The original Doom was full of demons and crosses to be edgy, but metal album art aesthetics aren't edgy anymore. Nobody is gonna accuse Doom: The Dark Ages of being satanic in a bad way or blame it for school shootings. They need to step it up. Doomguy has to transition and get real good at tennis.

submitted 17 days ago • 29 comments

due to events i will be continually looking at the news instead of sleeping. i am very intelligent

submitted 22 days ago • 6 comments

Yesterday I had a really nice chat with a staff member at the game store about how much more accessible warhammer has become for women and gender diverse people. It's made me hopeful that I might get to slam hams with some cool people someday soon instead of just building my little dudes

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Is this the best outcome? Probably not, but it's definitely the funniest

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Hi Bluesky, could really use your help 🙏🙏 We just launched our latest game Starless Abyss - the exact week that Oblivion was shadow-dropped. Which has been *not fantastic* for our launch If anyone can spare a RT, that would be so, so helpful ❤️❤️ Find it here: store.steampowered.com/app/3167970/...

submitted 34 days ago • 119 comments

Real mixed bag this week but I had my second laser session today and it didn’t hurt as much as the first one, and that feels like progress

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I once saw a post where someone likened the sound of their cat cleaning himself to an old man eating a bowl of pasta, and it stayed with me because that’s what this fucker sounds like

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I am building little space guys again and I had to deploy an anti-cat forcefield to protect them

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I accidentally mixed ammonia and bleach together! Do not do this!

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

When they do this here please remember the First Pride didn't have a god damn fucking permit.

submitted 71 days ago • 5 comments

Finally had my first laser appointment and: ow

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

My client: …and that’s why I think the music from that anti-piracy ad is just a slightly reworked version of this song from the Spawn soundtrack Me: huh, interesting *five hours later* Me: TASTE THE BACK OF MY CRYSTAL FIST / TASTE THE BACK OF MY CRYSTAL FIST / TASTE THE BACK OF MY CRYSTAL FIST

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab

submitted 80 days ago • 24 comments

I sincerely love when my cis friends are angrier about transphobia than I am. It’s nice to know people have my back when it matters

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

NCIS stands for not cis

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

A bit over a year ago I was having really debilitating anxiety over a particular thing; and once I didn't have to deal with the bad thing anymore I thought my anxiety would go away (which it did for a bit). Now I'm having equally debilitating anxiety over something else so I think I'm just Like This

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t know what she’s looking at but whatever it is is fascinating

submitted 86 days ago • 2 comments

Request time if any of my mufos or Melbourne people have a recc for a good gynaecologist, urogyn if possible. Please boost the post to help me out 🙏

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know anything about chapo trap house but some of you chaps ought to be trapped in a house (of god)

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Watching my shows with this goblin man

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments