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“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

if you're in line to be pope STAY IN LINE !!!!!

death and taxes…one of those is happening today

I just want to feel free and safe

I don't have very much gas left in the tank

you'll never be rid of him

This got me screaming

honestly just shut the whole school down at this point

the world craves catharsis

I might be stupid but I’m right

This tells me they’ve done it already and they’re just getting out in front of it

I've just been buying a lot of stuff recently

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Fox was created to get Republicans elected, not to inform their viewers.

the President must get revenge on us for electing him twice

the funniest thing we can do today is withdraw all our money from the bank and dispute every transaction on your credit card from a major corporation

watching Manhunter

The man sitting next to me on the Metro is reading a printout of the "Tariff" Wikipedia page

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...

farts smell crazy tonight

I look at the world and see nothing worth fighting for. I look at myself and recognize only weakness and failure, everything else deception. But then I look at an AI generated anime woman driving a cybertruck and I go dizzy from dopamine. Finally, happiness ! Infinite Rapture! Thank You God!

posting into the void

I’ve never had any skin in the game, but it feels like a lot of people who should know better are having a real hard time admitting that Elon is stupid. Because you drank the “genius” kool-aid, you’re too proud to admit you miscalculated and were fooled by an obviously stupid man.

every time I go hiking I take a selfie at the same spot: March Edition

something has been bothering me since I first saw her and I just realized: Amy Schumer

If Trump declares martial law on Hitler’s bday I’m gonna be pissed I didn’t put money down on all this back in November

crazy how long Maroon 5 has been around, kinda proves that God doesn’t exist

wow awesome too bad I can’t trust mainstream media and I literally need it to know what’s going on

in a healthy society we would drag these people out into the street and shoot them like dogs

what is it about going to the movies that makes you gotta PISS

Moves Like Jagger worst song of all time?

no hope

with each passing day it feels more and more useless to keep trying

When France proposed raising the legal smoking age to 9

(sitting bent in half at my dining room table eating cold pasta at 2am) at least I’ll be dead soon

rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal

(Lying to my date) no babe. I hate those chips. Don’t get me started

there’s a certain type of older midwestern guy who loves women’s sports *too much*, and I can’t tell if it’s pandering or repurposed horniness, maybe both?

I’d say a majority of American adults are fucking losers

Nice hike yesterday, was able to walk out to an island in the middle of the reservoir and check it out. Pretty neat.