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Every passing day convinced me that God made the universe in the last 7 days before his deadline was due. They totally left this last minute.

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A Jason and the Argonauts remake but Jason is a modern guy from Florida who got time travelled because I can’t believe Jason is an old Greek name.

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There are two wolves inside of me. And they’re eating me alive.

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A rusty gate just made the exact Dramatic sting from Hells Kitchen and I think I experienced Ego Death for a moment as the possibility of the world being a fake tv show slammed into me.

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One day you will eat the last meal your parents will ever make you, and you will realise you will never be feel the quality gap between your cooking and theirs. Back home from the holidays and remembering what real cooked food tastes like, and not just the learning attempts you’ve been making.

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A retelling of Moby Dick where the whale is replaced with chronic depression and the Herculean act of getting out of bed. Gonna call it Mopey Rick.

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“Fig Newtons are good, I forget that sometimes”

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I’ve never been so nervous to be excited for a movie. I’ve been burned so many times before but I just want to be happy for a while. It feels like a real coin flip for CBMs to be good nowadays let alone great and I need this to be great. Gunn hasn’t made a bad movie yet so here’s hoping #superman

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Any series that is considered unadaptable and has fans that will rage about any change can entirely avoid this issue if they just use Muppets. Wanna reboot LotR? Oh hell no. Wanna reboot LotR with Muppets? Can’t wait. Take that logic and apply it to any series you want.

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Day 105 of attempting to guilt myself into better life choices. Successfully reached levels of anxiety previously reserved for collapsing stars and very small dogs.

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“Spiders are more afraid of you than you are of them” Yet they have the courage and strength of character to overcome that fear and fuck with me in my own house.

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Might start a stock trading company dealing exclusively in adult entertainment companies called SlobbinHood. Stay Tuned.

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I still can’t get over how good that Dead Island cinematic trailer was back in 2011. For such a forgettable game it has one of the best trailers ever. Genuinely flawless.

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Remember when IPhones were rounded and curved?

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There’s a special place in movie hell for films that are 90% darkly lit that suddenly include a blindingly bright scene. Looking at you Deathly Hallows part 2. That scene in Limbo Station nearly killed my eyes.

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S3 Ep 4 of Wheel of Time unfortunately suffered from the poor set up of previous seasons. Questions raised only an episode ago are answered but without the time or context to explain why these answers are meaningful to the characters. Cool to see scenes visualised though, especially the Bore.

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The Severance theme music has such raw potential to be remixed into an absolute banger.

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Lord of the Rings would have been a very different story if the villain was named Sour Ron instead.

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Season 3 of the Wheel of Time is kinda slapping so far. Making changes sure and I’m not down with all of them but it has my attention again. Also whoever did the music needs to calm down, I can only pick a favourite track so many times.

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Remember that brief period where AI Biden, Trump and Obama played Minecraft and there was running lore and developments. Can we go back to that fun AI or are we just stuck with the horrors?

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I had Taco Bell exactly once and it was so disappointing it pushed me away from all fast food for 3 years and counting.

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Is “to hell and back” such a bad thing? It doesn’t state you actually went into hell, just that you arrived at the destination (Hell) and then returned. Could just as well have gotten to the border, seen how shit looks, said “nah” and gone home and the statement is just as accurate.

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The “All-Seeing” Eye of Sauron? That thing had an MGS style vision cone, its peripheral vision was worse than my real human eyeballs!

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Scrolling through shorts makes me feel like I’ve been sent to The Sunken Place. My inner mind is screaming at me to stop scrolling and read the book next to me but my fingers keep on swiping.

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“If I was an eldrich god I’d be kinder to the lower life forms” Tell that to that dust mites on your skin you kill every time you itch your chin.

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If time travel ever became common and accessible we’d get a lot of content like “Van Goth reacts to his future paintings 😭😭” or “We gave Nichola Tesla a real TESLA and you won’t believe his reaction!!”

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My laptop fans go off out of nowhere sometimes at night and it’s like a dog sensing danger. “What’s happening boy, what do you see?”

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Just experienced a moment I will immediately forget.

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The only cartoon I will accept to get a modern “gritty reimagining” is Mona the Vampire. I think there’s a lot you could do with that one and an updated theme tune would slap.

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Fantastic Four looks cool but is it such an ask to get better trailers for movies? So many fall into the same rhythm and routine. Slowed musical theme with dramatic drum beats as it cuts to black for a bit. Been the same since The Force Awakens trailer came out. 28 Years Later set a bar to beat

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Parry the Platypus?? Dude I’ve barely figured out his dodge timings.

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