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Small squishy human living in a big fuzzy world. Prone to giving history lectures on fictional universe (He/Him, 18+ only!)
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Day 1 of Pride: people are already drunkenly singing Bette Midler's "The Rose" at the urinals

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Maybe it's the THC seltzer, but the idea of tonic immobility in sharks is absolutely tickling me. Like imagine if we had a 100% effective stun button...why

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Hey guys, what's going on today--

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Actual quote from this morning after working on a patient with a foot injury: Them: Mmmmm....I'm gonna figure out a way to shrink you and put you in a jar so you can do that for me while on the road shows Me: Oh...good thing you can't actually do that.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

the squishening

submitted 16 days ago • 75 comments

Dear Diary: I've made a horrible realization today So my physiotherapy clinic has a reputation of being the go to clinic for dancers/stage performers. So I see a lot of patients with foot pain I personally am also trying to develop my skills as a TMJ specialist ...I specialize in maws and paws...

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Pope Leo XIV is expected to have a poor initial reception, but will become much more popular when he rebrands as Leo XIV A Pontiff Reborn.

submitted 24 days ago • 9 comments

Office Coordinator: UGHHH Me: What's wrong? OC: I've been on the phone with X insurance company for the last hour and a half to get them to resend us denial letter covering Mrs. Y's procedure so we can at least have documentation Me: Wait ...they're denying your request to be denied? OC: Yeah...

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Hey you. Yeah you, down here. Go see Sinners. In IMAX if you can Holy shit.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Watching the feed flood with bnnuy art

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw an AI pharmaceutical ad before a 3 minute YouTube video....I hate it here

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Was a +1 for a VIP booth to watch a river front fireworks show for our city's spring festival when everyone started singing the national anthem during the finale... Can we have *one* fireworks show where we don't get weirdly nationalistic? Please?

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh, gotta love the "call in sick and feel guilty about it" vibes

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

You've been murdered. Whom do you want on your case?

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They replaced a four way intersection near my work with a two way roundabout and if that doesn't describe the situation in America....

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Morning coffee thought: I do find it funny that one of the plot points in the show is that She-Hulk has problems with guys who are only attracted to her sexually. All of the guys she dates are fumbling someone that they can talk super hero case law with....men really are the worst

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

The "They are online and I kinda wanna message them but scared" dilemma

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments