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tomcatjones.bsky.social
I am perfectly adequate I'm a poet, philosopher, pragmatist, polygamist, protagonist, procrastinator, philanthropist, philanderer, plumber (of depths) and part-time piper
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It was all tits, booby's, cocks, peckers, shags and swallows. In short, it was birds

submitted 6 days ago • 35 comments

I know my plants are going to love this fertilizer because it's the good s***

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I have Achilles' tendonitis and I will he would take it back

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Brits say 'in KWAI ree", Yanks say 'in kwa ree' which is precisely the opposite of what I would expect

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Do I wanna be warm? Of course. Do I want my house to be warm? Absolutely not. I want my house to be just cold enough that I can smother myself in blankets *thereby becoming* warm. Please respect my process.

submitted 17 days ago • 18 comments