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tomcollins.bsky.social
she looks like the real thing, she tastes like the real thing || big bread, strategy game, and geography guy || speaks: 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇷🇺, working on: 🇵🇸🇪🇸 || t(he)y
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i guess i should use this thing more

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can't wait to see luigi's eu4 hours played

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welcome to chillicothe, ohio. roll tide @edsbs.bsky.social

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say what you want, but imagine how crazy the drugs are at mar-a-lago. like imagine being high on 12 jason bournes.

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search drinks in your camera roll

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anyway here are some more honeymoon pics

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til i learned there is a subsection of incels who think being a beta male is so bad, the most logical thing would be to transition to female. not for any reasons of dysphoria or anything, but because incels are treated so badly. they have a 90 page manifesto.

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twitter is like the internet version of when they make public benches really uncomfortable so people can't sleep on them

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a sandwich should never be $12. a sandwich was only supposed to be 6 or 7 bucks.

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i guess i should actually post some: sea-to-sky gondola

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I haven’t been super interested in wwe but the usos/bloodline storyline is hooking me in

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i am finally back from my honeymoon. pics incoming i guess?

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Someone on Mastodon described Bsky as "a bunch of people hanging around in the parking lot after the mall has closed" and I thought it was A) accurate and B) pretty great actually

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fill! the! stanley! cup! with! cocaine!

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when reddit itself goes dark

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sneak peek from the wedding!

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new squid and swans during my wedding week >>

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at cal anderson park thinkin about the chaz

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Day eleven of Mabel posting

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everyone follow my good friend @schlaufuchs.bsky.social

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getting married in like less than two hours lol

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POV: you are on a ship off the Iberian coast

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you’re saying that catturd or whatever doesn’t already have the muskchip in their brain?

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If you're 25-30, and your main circle isn't frequently discussing: ~ big boat stuck ~ big boat stuck ~ big boat stuck ~ big boat stuck And is instead discussing: ~ stocks ~ real estate ~ business ~ fitness Then it's time to elevate your circle

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Day ten of Mabel posting (from a year ago)

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til the guys who sang “summer breeze” were both really into baha’i

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ayy it’s the big apple

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Day nine of Mabel posting

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Day eight of Mabel posting

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Day seven of Mabel(s) posting

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tom’s word with an interesting etymology of the day: she

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