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Best-selling children's author. Complete idiot. Mostly Dad Jokes. Rep. Claire Wilson - RCW. Also Production Manager at Hachette Children’s. Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
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Audi drivers are even worse than BMW drivers. There. I’ve said it.

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It’s almost as if good foreign relations between countries is largely dependent on whether or not the respective countries are ruled by authoritarians

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There’s a genre of autobiography which reads: “It was 1962. I was 24 & had jst purchased my first house in St John’s Wood. Thinking I’d better earn a bit of cash, I wrote to the BBC &was invited to meet the head of drama. The following week I was offered a 13 part series- v reluctantly I might add!”

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Who’s ready for Dad Bod Summer?

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I worked in a Soho office building with a recording studio upstairs so we’d often see celebrities there for voice work. Once, coming back from lunch, I encountered a frustrated Roger Moore pushing at the front door. “You need to pull,” I said. He frowned at me and said, “I already tried that!”

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Correct

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A friend of mine has formed a startup business selling nursery plants. Early days, so far she's just looking for seed money

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I’ll end a sentence with a preposition whenever the fuck I feel like it for.

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Congratulations to Ross Montgomery @mossmontmomery.bsky.social‬, winner of the 2025 FCBG Children's Book Award with I AM REBEL 👏 #FCBGCBA25 #KidLit #KidLitUK booksforkeeps.co.uk/ross-montgom...

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Mevagissy harbour. Taken as we were coming back from the pub.

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In Cornwall innit

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Socceroos is the stupidest sports team name. Imagine trying to pick someone up in a club by telling them you’re a Socceroo

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Am I a bad person for finding Trump extremely funny?

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MERZ: Tomorrow is the D Day anniversary, when the Americans ended a war in Europe TRUMP: That was not a pleasant day for you? This is not a great day MERZ: This was the liberation of my country from Nazi dictatorship

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I think we lost the great what does staycation mean war. We go again.

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a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon

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Hello!

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David Lynch told me with his last breath that the best film ever was Thor

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My wife says the volume of wine I pour into my glass is vulgar but I think it’s just efficient

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OK hear me out: spray gravy. Spravy.

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Morning! I have finally started a new author newsletter over on Substack and the first post is now LIVE! open.substack.com/pub/bendavis...

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They’ve been watching a bird for ten minutes

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#NewIllustrationOfTheDay by David Melling from Michael Rosen’s picturebook Snow White and the Seven Bears. Amusing caricature, and digital textures of tree bark in shade, pink-purple-orange leaves, and lichen on stone. Harper Collins pb on 5 June. @mellingart.bsky.social @michaelrosenyes.bsky.social

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when spaghetti worries that it doesn't really belong that's called impasta syndrome

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this should automatically happen when you’re tempted to look at a muted reply

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You’re telling me this beast is a mister?

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Imagine you were an author and had a 10-year association with a publisher and wrote 8 books for them, all of which were sold to at least 1 foreign market, 2 of which were best-sellers and that publisher didn’t invite you to their 10-year anniversary party. Would you feel a teensy bit miffed?

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Watching The Last of Us episodes set in Seattle and wondering how the Crane brothers coped with the mushroom zombies

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And Jill came tumbling after And broke his crown Jack fell down To fetch a pail of water Went up the hill Jack and Jill. A nursery rhyme by Christopher Nolan

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London has become a cycling city archive.is/8YEjR

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persuaded a nursery rhyme cow to let me ride on her back needless to say I'm over the moon

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