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State sponsored satire writer. Private Eye. BBC Dead Ringers. Award losing children’s author. Surprisingly Australian. 2nd hand stick collector
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Don’t know if WW3 is a price worth paying, but Netanyahu humiliating Trump on the eve of King Tango’s wannabe strongman birthday military parade is delicious

Will Thom Yorke be in line for a decent payout?

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No. What they’re clearly doing here is building a portal to escape to an alternative Earth not run by total dipshits

Love this little ‘show. Earlier work from the Colin From Accounts’ gang.They have funny bones.

*clown music for one million years*

Sam Altman posted this essay in the last hour. I’m someone who believes AI is a genuinely transformative technology – at least the biggest since the internet. But I read this and it just comes across as either delusional or a bizarre, fantastical sales pitch. I can’t work out which is worse.

What do you ketamine it’s all over between them…??? Our new issue of The Eye on sale now

Your regular reminder that fraudsters read the news more closely than anyone - and use real hooks like the winter fuel payment u-turn to make their fraudulent scams more believable. Please warn your family members

Happy 22nd birthday to the time I made an offhand reference to my hometown in a TV column and the local paper responded with this:

Hardly the most important thing here, but only a fellow Aussie would be shot by a rubber bullet & the next thing they say is “yeah, I’m good” 🇦🇺

How much do they pay them to watch it!??

Instead of being in their bubble on Bluesky, liberals could instead be expanding their knowledge of being told to ‘fuck off & die cuck’ by fanatical fanboys of a narcassistic drug addled Nazi

Weekend treat for ya as the world is still on fire. Yes ealgle eyes the pooch’s Wicker Man is slightly smaller as some stick returning (behind his back) has been going on…

Irony take the rest of the century off…

Hahahaha. A lot of “comedy fandom” seems to have a sort of nostalgic brain injury. This is a good one.

The Unbound/Boundless disaster shows how long authors will suffer in silence for fear of upsetting publishers and looking like a troublemaker. All trad published authors learn to do this to a lesser or greater extent, it reflects terribly on our industry.

Thinking of a hero I knew and admired.

YOUNG BOOZER

One of my favouite bit of silly this year. Might write more about Leon next week 👇👇👇

The wildest ride in fourteen words you’ll have today…

Kinda night the world really needed. Thank you narcasstic clowns. bravo 🙌

Oh stop it I can’t laugh any more than I already am…

No matter how bad a day you’re having at least your not the white South Africans Trump only allowed into America to escape a non existant genocide to keep Elon happy.

Three words to get you out of this mess King Tango… Pizza Express Woking

Don’t have much time for Trump & Elon, but even I have to admit their last photo together is very moving

Okay, what was in my mind has already been said. you feel the Lorne-ness in this. Love his as a God or… The podcast interview still a great listen