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tommykinda.bsky.social
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Wife made pavlova.

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Pope Guido Sarducci #newpope

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

The people working checkout at my local grocer always ask what my veggies are. I’m gonna start using scan and go and checking all veggies sold by weight as bananas. They’ll never know. “Yes, double check my order full of items that you have no idea what they are, please be quick about it”

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I know a dude who claims to have been much happier and healthier when he was a dirt poor kid in the countryside. He doesn’t seem to remember the happiness was just a complete lack of real responsibility as a child and the health was likely others going without and not mentioning it.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Damn. Clem Burke was a badass.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Once again sitting in an empty waiting room while the staff sits around chatting loudly about sports and shit and singing along with the radio instead of seeing patients.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Watching LOL Ireland. It’s so bad. Stick to drinking.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Also diy.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I just keep doing it.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I think this may be the result of football coaches with no interest in the curriculum being hired to teach history and civics. World History teacher in 11th grade barely bothered to show up. He wrote “read chapter 6, answer the end of chapter questions. Put your papers in the basket on my desk”.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Lunch prepped.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

In 9th grade, The phys ed teachers did sex ed class. One particularly stupid classmate asked “Do you go blind if you jerk off?” When the classmate’s equally dumb friends stopped laughing, the teacher spent the rest of the class trying to find ways it would be possible to go blind from jerking off.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

@sjbergamot.bsky.social

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Just realized we’re under Vogon rule. “They can’t think, They can’t imagine, most of them can’t even spell. They just … run things.”

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

#potterythrowdown let someone glue their pot back together and ignore the brief to “tell us something about yourself” (not your sister) win the final over the guy who created a vase with animated pictures when you spin the vase who fulfilled the brief and didn’t need glue.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

@sjbergamot.bsky.social

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

DIY - Spinach, bacon, kalamata and feta.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Saw Tim Key and Thomas Turgoose in Mickey 17 and yelped a little.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes we buy things for the horror of discovery. Egg Block has to be horrifying, doesn’t it?

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes we drink cheap, cute wine.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

They act like being censured by this administration isn’t a badge of honor.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I just watched a video about the lost art of onion stringing. What the hell happened to me?

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Shout out to all the fuckers who reacted so negatively to the age difference between me and my wife when we got pregnant the first time. We’re still going strong while you’re on divorce number three. #getfuckedandmindyourownbusiness

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Is the today show always such a mess? Everything feels rushed. Everything feels like an advertisement. No one really seems enthusiastic about being there. How has this lasted for decades? I’m at the dentist and it’s on TV. I wouldn’t normally see this.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

There’s was a science teacher at my junior high whose dentures used to fall out and rattle across the floor. He’d pick them up, pop them back in and continue his lecture. He used to smack the chalkboard with his long pointer stick and throw chalk in fits of rage. Loved that guy.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments