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tomnaciousd.bsky.social
My budget is tighter than your pussy
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Of course Santa’s gonna come on titty Tuesday

submitted 186 days ago • 1 comment

Setting up to take off with my music freaks in January. I’m gonna finally finish all those projects that get left behind

submitted 207 days ago • 1 comment

“Thank you for reaching out about ________! Your email means a lot to us, but we’re gonna ignore it. Thank you for your business!”

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

Damn girl are you Black Friday cuz you’re pretty fucking special

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments

I got 99 problems and seeing my MAGA family today for thanksgiving is only one of them

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone still think about Vehicle Identification Number Diesel anymore?

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Thanksgiving

submitted 213 days ago • 367 comments

CALLING ALL MUSICAL ARTISTS if you’re a small band or musician send me your stuff. I will be doing a music review on 12/13! #smallbands #review

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments

Rick Flair once said, “In order to be ‘the man’, you have to beat ‘the man’.”

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments

Am I the only one still getting jiggy with it?

submitted 215 days ago • 21 comments

getting pulled to the side on iron chef and being told im using too many paper towels while I cook

submitted 215 days ago • 26 comments

Me: *looks at a word’s spelling* Me: That doesn’t look right…

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments

No one is here from the future to stop me, so how bad of a decision could this possibly be?

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments

Please be nice to each other. We’re all doing our best.

submitted 216 days ago • 571 comments

Erica is just America after the morning

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

2025 is my year to actually finish the music projects I keep starting and then putting away. We’re following dreams instead of endless cycles over here.

submitted 216 days ago • 1 comment

She got no booty? Slap her forehead instead, king Be a man

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

The & symbol just looks like someone dragging their ass across the floor.

submitted 216 days ago • 1 comment

Someone, somewhere, will never forget you because of how weird you are

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

Why don’t you ever smile? *smiles* Oh, yeah don’t do that

submitted 219 days ago • 0 comments

horror movies that rely on building layers of the plot rather than relying on jump scares >>>>

submitted 219 days ago • 397 comments

I like wanting to gouge my ear drums out with spoons through my eye sockets

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🎶 I’m a bitch I’m a lover Yippie kiyay Motherfucker 🎶

submitted 219 days ago • 34 comments

It’s that time of year that I remind everyone that taking toaster nunchucks to Christmas decorations is a fun hobby for those who prefer Halloween.

submitted 219 days ago • 0 comments