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this is nuts. this is like the plot to a dumb action movie about corruption in high places.

If "mental anguish" from watching the news is an actionable tort WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE RICH, BOYS!

someone replied to this with a "pro tip" to pay less attention to national news and I ... ma'am, do you understand what I do for a living

Never forget

it's cool and normal that nobody knows what anything is going to cost a month from now, excellent way to live

I try to cope with the Horrors but every day there's at least one story that just fills me with an overwhelming sense of dread

Nicolle Saroukos, a U.S. military wife, was jailed, strip-searched and deported when she simply tried to visit her husband in Hawaii. Saroukos, an Australian, had a valid visa. This is how the Trump regime treats military families: youtu.be/0cYsSl-twEg?...

There is no one post or piece that can capture the force that was @tommyrobb.bsky.social, but my colleagues and I at @thecity.nyc did our best. Thank you, Tom, for your relentless focus on leaving the world better than you found it, knowing It’s not only possible to change things, but imperative.

I wondered about this. Also, wow much efficiency.

real man in hot dog suit stuff here. no one believes that elon musk is not in charge of the fake department he is clearly in charge of, that happens to be named after his favorite meme.

If you care about trans people, you have to remove her work from your life. Period. I don’t care why you don’t want to. We’re way past that. And that’s entirely her doing.

I did some writing today that's either a swing or a miss. I took the evening off and watched a marvel movie that sucked balls (the red hulk captain america clusterfuck). I logged back on and discovered the rumor that stephen miller and elon musk are in a polycule. I think I'll go to bed now.

speaking of cars, was walking around with my 22yo son this weekend and he pointed out a car and I said "yeah, old MG, cute car" and he thought I said (in a very flat monotone) "OMG, cute car" which he rightly felt was uncharacteristic of me

anyway I know very little about the Real World (the tv show, not the actual real world) apart from the series my buddy Judd Winick was in, in which I have a cameo with Dave Eggers, giving advice to the budding young cartoonist: "persistence!" Looking back, it worked for me.

Do not give this woman a dime of your money. 1. Do not watch the new show. 2. Do not stream any of the movies (yes, that includes Fantastic Beasts) 3. Do not buy any of her books. She has a pen name Robert Galbraith. www.advocate.com/news/jk-rowl...

ok, subway can be kind of annoying and there are some things you have to deal with sometimes. it's new york city, if that stuff is too much, you probably shouldn't be living here. nonetheless I'm pretty grateful every day for never, ever having to think about owning a car anymore.