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tonyhawk.bsky.social
i’d rather be driving a titleist i write the blog Media Events https://media-events.ghost.io/
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million-dollar idea: a device with a pen on one end and a vape on the other

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

soft launching MACHO POD, a new podcast from me and @lejacq.bsky.social and our friend yuri who isn’t on bluesky. it features three very sensitive men trying to figure out what’s up with dude stuff. please reply with the 💪 emoji machopod.substack.com

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

i am writing a profile of a rapper but i am not going to tell you who it is. i can feel your anticipation building.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

just saw a dude driving an escalade with a gigantic sticker on the windshield that said ESCALADE

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

my book is out in paperback today, many have said it is the ultimate book to purchase for the “millennial who works at an agency who got into golf during the pandemic” in your life www.abramsbooks.com/product/how-...

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

just walked past a couple holding 36 seltzers

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

i have helped the boys cast a pod

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

thank you for mentioning me but i am not real tony hawk

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

i bought the art of the deal on a whim and it’s maybe the funniest book i’ve ever read

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

chalamet was fucken robbed

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

at the sixers-warriors game and it’s comically alarming how many kids in warriors jerseys here have the specific brandin podziemski style of broccoli hair

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

you know what’s a good song? piano man. piano man is a good song.

submitted 88 days ago • 2 comments

Glad to be getting to a point in Kendrick Lamar's dominance where we're also starting to get some really good skeptical writing about him within this imperial run. First from @tonyhawk.bsky.social media-events.ghost.io/kendrick-lam...

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

drew has been talking about this for weeks and honestly I would’ve been kind of annoyed if this wasn’t good but don’t worry gang it’s good I still like k dot though I’m sorry drew

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

I have written several thousand words about how Kendrick Lamar is the most mid rapper to ever hold the title of "Main Rapper." I worked very hard on it, so please read my Kendrick Lamarticle. media-events.ghost.io/kendrick-lam...

submitted 92 days ago • 14 comments

I have written several thousand words about how Kendrick Lamar is the most mid rapper to ever hold the title of "Main Rapper." I worked very hard on it, so please read my Kendrick Lamarticle. media-events.ghost.io/kendrick-lam...

submitted 92 days ago • 14 comments

im gonna post my blog about how kendrick sucks tomorrow. i hope schoolboy q and young thug read it, assuming they are not friends with kendrick, because i say nice things about them in it

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

i remember when i was young and chris weingarten was always mad at me. if only he could see me now (old, annoyed at music writers in their twenties)

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment