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tonyivb.bsky.social
Brit living in 🇳🇱 with family & a menagerie of pets. Avid podcast listener, with interests in politics, science, nature & weird stuff. Strong supporter of LGBTQ+, Neuro-Divergent & Human rights. Geologist for last 20 years, who knows for the next 20?
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Pls father get someone to ask TACO this….

every sunday harry liked to come to the park with a big bag of werther’s and feed the old men

My friend set me up on a blind date. In order to keep it casual and the pressure minimal, we're meeting at Dunkin. He also informed me that she's expecting a baby. UPDATE: I hope she gets here pretty soon. I'm feeling pretty awkward sitting here wearing only a bib and a diaper.

For when the jury is still deliberating, and you are feeling a bit peckish?

Budapest Pride! Sent from a friend on site. ❤️

Bloody hell… that thing is gopping!

It’s going to be a stressful summer for anyone who’s hidden a body in a reservoir.

Jaw-dropping reporting by Haaretz www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.

gotta bring back 1850s abolitionist slurs for ICE, call them manstealers and flesh merchants

Sadly, this is even truer now than when this first started going around about 7 years ago.

This remains hilarious.

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Nature is awesome!

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Real talk, the only reason people expect Muslim leaders to immediately enact sharia law when they take office is because thats what Christians do.

One of the Trump kids, or their spouse… Ivanka or Jared?

If God really does get angry when he catches me touching myself, why does he keep watching?

dubious director promotes latest film

Wednesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

Journalism at its finest! Also, I’ll bet that this collection of tags has never been seen before.

This is amazing! Thank god that I cannot code, as I would be spending all my time trying to do clever things only to be massively upstaged by Dave’s creations.

A ridiculously satisfying 90 seconds:

Israel: Drops bombs Iran: Drops bombs Trump: Drops F-bombs

I hate when someone rings my doorbell because then i have to drop whatever i'm doing to be silent and pretend i'm not home. #joke

Looking for something else from my account at the old place and rediscovered this from a 2017 Observer photo essay on internet trolls and once again I can't even...

Tukey xkcd.com/3104/

BREAKING: codebreakers have finally solved the Zodiac’s final cypher. After years of studying and many (MANY) attempts, experts have agreed that the decoded message reflects Zodiac’s last will and testament. it reads: ANDREW CUOMO FOR NYC MAYOR 2025

To misquote Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, if a Reform government was fucking you in the arse, then there’s no chance that it would ‘reach-around’ (either to pop £1000 in your pocket, or provide some ‘relief’).

“Trans people are two weeks away from having nuclear weapons,” J.K. Rowling (probably).

Reform UK is proposing a "Britannia card" that would let wealthy foreigners pay a £250k fee to move to the UK, and live here exempt from all tax on their foreign assets What they don't say: it would cost the UK £34bn Report here, and thread below: buff.ly/gpe2Dpf

Who called it “becoming more conservative as you age” and not alt-rightzheimers

Thanks for the reminder @janemunday.bsky.social. Every summer, I repost this article DROWNING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE DROWNING. To date, I know of FOUR kids who were saved after someone who'd clicked on the link learnt how to spot actual drowning. Take time to read and pass on. slate.com/technology/2...

Great 🧵!

If we’re going to war in the Middle East once again, it was probably pretty stupid to reassign all our anti-terrorism forces to raiding taco trucks and landscaping crews.

Sometimes life is just a matter of looking at things from the right angle☺️

You know what, Facebook AI? I don’t think I’ll click on that

Weird how this sort of thing only happens when Oasis are touring…

How about this amazing headstone I saw in an auction…

BREAKING: The US says it is optimistic that the Iran war will be as quick and easy as the 20-year war with Afghanistan when we replaced the Taliban with the Taliban ♥️

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

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Going somewhere? 😂 📸tt|shyrish1994

Venn diagram

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice