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tonyrequiem.bsky.social
I like to talk shit about things that piss me off. I also write, elsewhere. https://linktr.ee/canthonyrivera
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I think I'm tired of waking up to Donnie Dump news now

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

The world needs a Mister Rogers right now

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

How do you go about saying fresh air twice by the lake when you just mentioned chicago as having some of the worst air pollution - make it make sense

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Yoo, get that assjunkie off Signal already, geezus

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

So for every contraceptive, can we add "unauthorized mistake" to potential drawbacks?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Aiyo, grab that dough, yall FDT

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Wow. 100 bonus crowns from burger king. What can I get with that, some sauce? A couple fries? Oooo, maybe a patty?!

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Please do, nasty asses

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to regret eating raw cookie dough tonight

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Hands off, uh, just about everything 🤡

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Hands off literally everything keeping this country together, would you kindly

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

SNL don't gotta censor the ego bit - clearly one of the best to ever happen

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

FDT

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I, too, go golfing when I've made shitty decisions with my partners 🤡

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Bad DOGE, bad! You're on timeout!

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Ego on snl had me weak at the lungs, that was gold

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

hahahahahaha Remember who you voted for, dumbass

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

That new snoop dogg album really just came and went

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

HOW ARE YOU GONNA TAKE AWAY DONE BY THE FORCES OF NATURE BY THE JUNGLE BROTHERS, IT'S A CLASSIC

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Let's go, this address should've been over already, we got news to get to

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Noted.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

That’s more like it.

submitted 110 days ago • 1123 comments

Kash Patel looks like a school teacher who is used to smelling his own farts

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Did Kid n Play get AI'd on Apple Music because what is this artwork

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Waking up to change the channel when Sherry (sherri?) comes on the TV is like ninja energy

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

You voted for Daddy Dump to shit on your gas prices so suck it up, player 🤡

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Guess who wasted time playing multiversus 🤡

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Artist Victor Torres

submitted 127 days ago • 5 comments

So what's gonna happen when the stock market crashes again in 2029? Can I sell feet pics then?

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

What an ugly ass administration

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

I went to school, and that was a Nazi salute from Elon Musk. Mainstream media can't tell me otherwise 🤷🏽‍♀️

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Snoop Dogg is performing at the inauguration. The biggest sell-out since Krusty the Clown.

submitted 139 days ago • 1750 comments

You had months to close your life outta tiktok, quit bitchin'

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Last time I'm listening to gin and juice today 🤷🏽‍♀️

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

You look like a total fucking loser, Methdalf - cut your hair

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

I'm employed, what happened on Joe Rogan podcast musical movie 🤡

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Dumbasses still call it "X" Weird

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Nah nah, nah, come on *music tunes in

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

Friendly reminded today that Elon Musk doesn't care about the government shutting down

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Bob Dylan is the blueprint - I'd bump and grind to Like a Rolling Stone in another universe, no doubt (Gwen Stefani)

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

So why was mgk on motown Christmas? That's a mood killer, my dude

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments