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COMPARE: the results of fighting back to the results of not fighting back

“As long as the stasi can get you across the border before you can wrangle a lawyer you’re fucked” is a hell of an argument

A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

thank you Elon and DOGE! what the world definitely needs is unchecked drug resistant gonorrhea

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

I just put up my recession decorations and Hantavirus-mas is already upon us? Time really does fly!

It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.

This was….five months ago

Remember that this is where his discussions with El Salvador began. The migrant detentions there are the dry run. He wants to ship U.S. prisoners to El Salvador.We cannot sleepwalk through this.

The republic is collapsing. American integrity and honor are utterly debased. But it's only a bit more than a week until Opening Day. All is still possible. Fuck the Yankees and all they represent in this failed century of wanton capitalism and imperial arrogance. Go O's.

Fact: They didn’t fear what breaking the Dept of Education would do to their kids. Their kids are in fancy private schools. They are dismantling the Dept of Ed so our kids have no choice but to be undereducated and work for their kids.

People need to be crystal clear about something: The requirement that the government ANSWER to a court on the legal basis for detaining someone is literally the core liberty right (habeas corpus). If the government says they don’t have to do that bc “national security,” YOU can be disappeared.

America, watch and learn.

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

'Did you even say thank you?'

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA. Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps. Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems. See how this works?

bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET

It took ten years, but the NYT finally got there

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Jeff Bezos’ Washington Post would not run this ad. This is the power of oligarchy.

It's annoying how clearly this is going to play out. They gut the FAA. Therefore, the FAA can't do its job well because it was gutted. Therefore, they say "The FAA sucks, we have to privatize it." which is what Project 2025 wants to do. They're manufacturing the crises for their end goal.

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

An amazing resignation letter to Bove from an AUSA who worked on the Adams case. Money quote: “I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”

Holy shit.

I just realized Harrison Butker didn’t touch the ball a single time last night, and if you can’t celebrate anything, celebrate that. 🙂‍↕️

if you think of musk, vought, the doge guys, etc. as hired mercenaries, the picture becomes much clearer.

Harrison Butker can go home now and make his wife a sandwich. #SuperBowl

Super Bowl champion Kenny Pickett

Hurts on Trump coming to the Super Bowl: “He's welcome to do what he wants.” Congrats to the Eagles! 🦅 #LeopardsAteMyFace

We do NOT celebrate until they are on the bus. #gobirds

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

Tom Brady using the word “inhuman” to describe Mahomes multiple times is really something. #gobirds

Feeling like we’re about here.

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

The headline first, then the actual story. Great job, CNN.

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.

“Oh, that’s what that was for” - the American public over the next few weeks