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tooloudtalker.bsky.social
Living room record holder. I write and talk for a living. Chicago.
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First person to say, “We really needed this rain” gets launched into space.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but Bottom Lounge is now canon in the MCU. #ironheart

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I bought my basics at Jewel instead of Aldi - Lifestyle creep is REAL

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One of the lighting guys at the Art Institute told me the reason it’s called Michigan Avenue is because that’s where the lake used to be. 🤯

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Last minute work trip to Baltimore means raw bar and Ravens.

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As someone who has seen Spaceballs more than any other movie, by a lot, THANK YOU @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social

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I have eaten 3 gas station taquitos and a Red Bull and I’m giving a talk that doesn’t start until 8:45pm LETS DO THIS

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Important question You think the pope’s played softball?

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6:00am haiku i am at the gym yes I forgot my headphones send the avengers

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In order to eat the way I want to eat do you know how much I have to exercise? This is bullshit! 😆😆

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47.95 miles on the bike this week. 🚲 #wearesoback

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Logan Square raising the pride flag for pride month.

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Finally watched Captain America 4 and you know what? It’s fine. It’s not dreadful. It was a solid way to spend a Saturday afternoon.

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My plan to bike to an outdoor meditation hang tonight suddenly looks a little suspect.

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Was I forced, against my better judgement, to see the Sox play baseball and celebrate the birthday of a dear old friend? Yes Did they blow a lead in the 9th inning? Also yes

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Good

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I don’t know the difference between horchata and kombucha and at this point i’m too afraid to ask

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I saw Mitch Hedberg in Nashville and as he walked on stage his first joke was, “I’m drinking a Jack & Coke, but it’s in an Evian bottle, so they think it’s water.” I didn’t stop laughing that entire set.

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Dust storm 2025

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Maybe it’s the weather but biking tonight it seemed like every other block some car smelled like a whole lotta weed.

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Do I want to do a 7-day guided motorcycle trip in Mexico this winter, yes or hell yes?

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Googling sexiest popes, as one does

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My 79-year-old mom is going to this street protest. The people are PISSED

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Honestly the more I think about #thunderbolts the more … significant it becomes? Jake Schreier you made a heck of a film.

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Anybody remember food trucks?

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Need Bluesky to be able to collapse comment threads. The second most-liked comment is hidden below 100 responses to the first comment.

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That SimCity 2000 box takes me right back to the “computer room” in my childhood basement. I can feel the carpet and the wood of the desk. Life was good.

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I am announcing my bid for retirement.

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