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If you love something set it to music.

Sorry if you missed my butt. I was feeling myself but then I stopped suddenly.

hi i'm frances, the joe rogan of the left, and welcome to the mehnosphere

Proof that most women don't have a type: I have literally never thought anything either way about Ken Jennings until I saw him use his intellect to be an absolute snarky lil cunt and now I would let him do anything.

Back on my bullshit: night two, episode 3. I cannot stress enough to y'all how good Jason Isaac's accent is. I can almost pinpoint the neighborhood/town Timothy Ratliff grew up in. My money is on Bahama or Summerfield. I need someone to ask Mike White how close I am.

It’s quite hard to hear the officer say this under an administration that pardoned Jan 6th rioters.

Hello and welcome to that time of year I become impossibly in love with myself: summer. Expect lots of skeets about how I treat myself better than any man could.

It's the first "get high at the pool & grill myself a steak" Sunday of the summer. Question: I am very high & while the grill seems nice, it's about 50 yds away & that's a lot of stuff to carry back/forth & I feel like all my neighbors will be able to tell I'm high so should I reverse sear instead

I’m an urban legend if by that you mean I don’t believe in myself

is there a labeler for who beefin, like a beef labeler i just wanna stay on top of all the hot goss but like also not pay any attention whatsoever you know what i mean

Needs to be said: As of 2025, the 10 states with the highest poverty rates: 1. Mississippi– 19.3% 2.Louisiana–18.6% 3.New Mexico –18.1% 4.West Virginia–17.0% 5.Kentucky–15.9% 6.Arkansas–15.3% 7.Alabama–15.0% 8.Oklahoma– 14.5% 9.Tennessee–13.5% 10. South Carolina–13.5% Who’d they vote for?

*does entire Indianapolis 500 with right blinker on*

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I wonder where the nearest Waffle House is.

Its June so I will only be judged by a jury of my queers

i hope you go to confession today and seek forgiveness for being a little bitch

My favorite Bluesky character today are the reply guys that are so awkwardly unfunny yet want to be noticed so badly so they make whatever nonsensical comment they can in the hot girl accounts' comments, just to be seen. You guys prop this place up. Keep at it, tiger.

working as a physics professor at mit and leaving cleaning tips on the whiteboard next to the janitor’s office

I really resent Bezos and Elon for making space embarrassing

Just high enough to start binging The White Lotus.