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Despite everything, it’s still me. They/them.
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happy pride month!

Starting to suspect that getting a cute, little moth necklace would be the first step to solving all my problems.

currency of the realm in republican politics is a blithe contempt for life and indifference to suffering

Phenomenal piece by @michellegoldberg.bsky.social here. (Gift link)

Life is filled with terrors, but it is also filled with croissants. What I'm saying is that life is beautiful and worth living.

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

US media every single day

Opinion: Let's Capitulate To The Right. Surely This Will Be Fine just call transphobes weird freaks. they're being weird freaks when they obsess over bathrooms and children and pretend to care about sports. they're being weird freaks when they won't shut up about our junk. they're just weird freaks

Time to post it again.

Gonna give y'all some freebie headlines: MUSK DEPARTS, LEAVING TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION, DEFICITS, AND DEATHS MUSK SCORECARD: EMPTY PROMISES, FEDERAL WORKFORCE BRAIN DRAIN MUSK'S LEGACY: CAREER CIVIL SERVANTS REPLACED WITH INCOMPETENT WHITE NATIONALISTS DOGE HARMS WILL PERSIST FOR GENERATIONS

Cyber Anxiety

he looks like a doll brought to life by magic

I feel like most of my followers know this but because I see a lot of cis folks who have a specific blind spot for it: This includes the theme park. I don't care if you want Butterbeer or want to get a wand or are already there so why not just walk in. It's all Her. Everything with the name is Her.

Desperately trying to teach my cat about comedy, so that he can appreciate all the great jokes I tell him.

What I say into the mirror each morning:

This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.

LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society. RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp. YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice

1000xRESIST made me so upset I felt sick. Great game.

have you reached out about the anti-trans amendments in the budget bill? depending on the survey, 25-35% of trans americans are on medicaid or ACA plans & 26 states have no protections for trans care if it passes. transequality makes it easy—it takes fewer than 5 minutes. and look—tickets!🧵

i really think this is more about Newsom wanting to do it than it is about being scared of Trump

There's been a lot of speculation, but it's true: I will be the Joe Rogan of the Left. I will silently listen to guests talk about their passions, pausing to occasionally rant about media and stories that I love, before apologizing for speaking. (I assume this is also what Joe Rogan does, idk)

Yeah, to be clear, these kids are the ONE exception to "fuck everyone involved with this show, they've sold out trans lives" They're children. Now their PARENTS who saw the paycheck and went "yeah sure who cares"? Absolute scum.

the U.S. press position is that user LeninGood1921 stands for the Democratic Party, but the words and actions of the Republican President cannot be taken as representing the Republican Party.

I know we all know this, but the idea that we ban hate symbols so no one is offended is so childish. We do it because they're threats. A swastika is a message that, given the oppurtunity, the wearer will act to eradicate "undesirables". To suggest that a Pride flag conveys the same is laughable.

A picture of the perfect creature.

CDC can no longer help prevent lead poisoning in children, state officials say arstechnica.com/health/2025/...

My business of taking and then selling food from Wendy’s will die if I have to ask permission (or worse, pay!?) for that food! Please don’t kill my business!

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt...

elect rahm for president, for when you need someone to cover up the summary execution of a teenager by police www.wsj.com/politics/who...

Sometimes when I talk about facial surgery I’m talking about Facial Feminization Surgery. But sometimes I’m talking about augmenting my body to allow me to unhinge my jaw and devour my enemies. You just have to use context clues to figure out which I’m referring to.

I’m still feeling shockingly good about my haircut. I get a little jolt of delight every time I catch a glimpse of my reflection. Good stuff.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-ka...

Little man exploring the town.

Today I am Marceline, the French Toast Eating Machine.

Buy her trash fund the fasc

Still can’t get over the way they changed the ending of the live action Lilo & Stitch. It’s just impossible for me to read that as anything other than a racist middle finger to the original.

Just calling balls and strikes: anything that helps trump is legal, anything that would hurt trump is illegal

this is excellent work & contains call/email templates at the end with callouts for the specific legislative mechanisms democratic senators could use to kill this part of the bill. read the piece. make the calls. there’s no earthly reason any senator’s phone should stop ringing in the near future.

Interview Pepsi’s CEO next and ask him what he thinks the best drink in the world is