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The stupidest people are in charge because we couldn’t prosecute a political crime because it would look too political.

Agatha Christie's Poirot. He was obsessed. Every Thursday night in the 80s/early 90s was PBS's MYSTERY - a show that rebroadcast British procedurals, of which Poirot was a centerpiece. I could watch silently or shut the fuck up in my room. I chose to watch & earned a lifetime of Christie adoration.

My glorious King James

nobody in attendance for a tank show in Washington? Is this a military parade or the last 4 months of the Wizards’ season????

Dwight Howard and Lance Stephenson EJECTED for FIGHTING on the first day of The Big 3

#NoKings

No Kings includes Draft Kings

The Cleveland Browns have a quarterback situation... again... in 2025, the year of our Lord. @craig-lyndall.bsky.social gives his impressions of how we should view the QB room and what playing time will look like when it matters: Week 1. www.waitingfornextyear.com/browns/how-t...

CATCH OF THE YEAR - Denzel Clarke goes wayyyyy over the fence to rob a HR from the Angels' Nolan Shanuel

NO

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

JD Vance crying in the wood paneled rumpus room thinking the divorce is his fault.

just fuck already

No way. The "grab 'em by the pussy" guy?

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I wish them both the worst.

I mean...fuck, this could at least be entertaining. A silly over the top group like Kiss deserves a silly over the top director like McG.

Finally, equilibrium has been restored: the Steelers have a bigger jackass at QB than the Browns do

Jun 5th 1985 - #FerrisBueller took his day off....ish. The baseball game took place on this day (https://t.co/CTFxoFQbjk) However, the parade takes place mid Sept (https://t.co/shpt8VukuI) & script hints it takes place in April 📽️📅 Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Fantastic that civilization itself is being endangered by, basically, the digital version of Fletch

Jose is a treasure. Obviously.

A good shitshow day is a good profit day for me. But I am le tired.

Early frontrunner for the Broadcaster Gold Glove winner 🤣

I AM EATING THESE WORDS YAY

Ain't no heaven for most of us, but especially not this dumb cunt. I'll see you in hell.

I wish the Guards having a bad offense this year wasn't so likely to happen. One more vet bat. We needed one more, somewhere, anywhere.

To be clear, this shields any research coming out of the NIH from independent peer review, which gives him total control to spread propaganda and makes any NIH study completely untrustworthy.

Idk who Devin Lucas is, but I hate all his music for being on every other reel. Fucker.

I picked a hell of a night to stay home and watch the Guards.

Could be about the passed ball by Naylor, could be about my dad. You choose.

Bo. You idiot.

Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

I have seen Friendship. I have have seen enough skits of I Think You Should Leave. I think Tim Robinson is a little funny, but I really enjoy how funny all of you think he is. Genuinely, it's good to see. I won't be watching him alone, though. He's not that kind of funny to me.

I don’t know how many times we have to say this, but the U.S. government is not a business and shouldn’t be run like one. It’s a service—for the people.

Who is running against Senator Joni Ernst and where can I contribute to them?

Violence against the people by the government.