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unfortunately, i cannot do my life's true passion which is to produce 100 entire episodes of a sitcom in order to create "the house of leaves of rewatch podcasts"

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tv series where both shows separately establish that the other is fictional within their universe but there is a crossover anyway where they ignore that: seinfeld & mad about you futurama and the simpsons community & cougar town

submitted 7 hours ago • 6 comments

super sentai is so cool

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

i can't believe that twitter got so bad that everyone just moved to the woody woodpecker racing for game boy color message board on gamefaqs and it basically worked out fine

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Found the Dinosaurs fan Doujins. I am officially in too deep.

submitted 4 days ago • 36 comments

oil heylol.bandcamp.com/album/oil

submitted 12 days ago • 10 comments

Formless Star is out now! Travel to a mysterious ever-changing planet and gather data on the animals that live there. There's 60 different creatures to find, all with unique behaviours and descriptions! Get the game for free (or pay what you want) here! splendidland.itch.io/formless-star

submitted 5 days ago • 93 comments

poorly auto-animated blurry inbetween frames of bojack horseman orient him directly in front of the camera and a poorly animated lip sync starts talking about a miracle cure from the bible that doctors don't want you to know about click here for more

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

one thing i unironically appreciate about the current star wars creative regime is that somehow both andor and skeleton crew canonically double down on the idea that tv in the star wars universe absolutely has the tone of the tv on the holiday special

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

i have a genuine and true belief that the platonic ideal of a tilda swinton acting role would be a snooty woman who hired the three stooges to paint her house and her entire career is basically exploring the multifaceted emotional depths of a stooge hirer without literally playing one

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

trying to explain to the youths that there is a martin scorsese movie that got turned into a sitcom that lasted 200 episodes but unfortunately for full impact i would need to explain that there was a crossover with the dukes of hazzard and THEN i would have to explain what the dukes of hazzard is

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Doctors love to play golf because it's like making the earth take pills

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Was the Team Barbie Detective name recording session more expansive than the one in Fallout 4?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

incredibly rare cosmic event currently happening where elsbeth and poker face are both on and the weekly television schedule has two lady columbos

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

gex is still a square enix property from a legal standpoint put him in kingdom hearts you cowards

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Gex Trilogy artwork for Limited Run Games 'Tail Time' edition by Yoshitaka Amano:

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

dude did you ever think that earth is all one big simulation and god used up all his Miracle Gems in the early game and his mom won't let him spend anymore on premium currency and he's grinding but he only gets so much from the dailies and he's saving those for a hatsune miku tie in costume and th

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I just suddenly realized that since the Night Court reboot is on they probably brought back the wacky Brent Spiner character and I looked it up and they did and now I'm gonna watch that episode thanks for reading everyone

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

they delayed gta 6 because rfk had a major starring role as the head of a gang called the naturopath liberation army and they gotta delete all that shit and start from scratch

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like I'm the last guy who believes that believes in the true artistic power of the chatbot. LLMs and generative text have robbed us of the true human connection of talking to a silly cartoon animal or sexy cyberbabe hand written and hand coded by one weird 40 year old.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

It rules being a millennial nerd because we get to be like "the overarching conversation at the time about this old pop culture thing was..." And we're talking about literal fucking recess shit or a magazine letters page we half remember

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

ruin a movie by changing the title to a pun, then draw a lush 7 page black and white comic spread full of elaborate caricatures and around 1000 words crammed into little square speech bubbles for an audience that can best be described as a kinda mean uncle telling his 13 year old nephew dirty jokes

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okay, reuploaded with fixes after a billion years in production, i present to you all the nonstandard mcdonald's documentary. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vudD...

submitted 21 days ago • 52 comments

i know all the star wars fans are excited for the big new prestige release that will save the franchise (they're putting lapti nek in the fake rock band in fortnite so you can do funny mashups with it)

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IT'S FINALLY HERE! The Sakura Wars 2 English Translation patch is now available to download! It’s been an honor to help translate what is one of my all-time favorite games as part of such a talented and hardworking team. I hope you’ll all enjoy it as much as I do. segaxtreme.net/resources/sa...

submitted 25 days ago • 45 comments

found footage on an old hard drive of me in one of my college video classes doing a revenge of the sith based parody version of return of the mack and it's incredible but i will never share it with another human

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

one of the top film portrayals of famed batman character "the joker" gotta be wesley snipes in demolition man

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

Someone asked me if Gamer Mom was a self-insert character while I was making this panel edit. Which. Well. Kind of made it hard to deny. Back GAMER MOM: THE MOM WHO GAMES on Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/abb...

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

the part of my brain that was formulated by constantly watching old disney & PBS kids shows has a taste for consuming serialized stories in 5 daily parts that are less than 30 minutes long but unfortunately this is the least popular form of media and the closest equivalent is tiktok soap operas

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I'm delighted to announce my English translation of Puppy Love Story on Casio Loopy, a visual novel penned by Kenji Terada. You can play on real hardware with a Floopy Drive, or emulate with LoopyMSE. I translated the manual as a little bonus too! Prepatched available at archive.org/details/pupp...

submitted 30 days ago • 8 comments

still think about how funny it is that they put keira knightly from pirates in that disney kart racing game because everyone always wears full racing suits and she does not have any other distinguishing features or even an iconic hairstyle it's just "a white woman". herbie fully loaded ass

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

For the Easter 4/20, here's some notes I wrote a while back about the weirdly interesting Lakeith Stanfield starring, Jesus-adjacent/drug dealer movie The Book of Clarence. medium.com/@docfuture/t...

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

i honestly do genuinely deserve a trophy AND a special treat for not giving a little dipshit speech whenever someone uses the word "screensaver" to mean a wallpaper or a background or god forbid a lock screen. im a very magnanimous and generous person to simply accept the linguistic drift. i'm chill

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

they should make a star wars koyaanisqatsi where they stop wasting time with "plot" and "characters" and you can simply just watch robots and aliens hang out on different kinds of planets and luxuriate in the production design like a screensaver that costs 200 million dollars

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

in 1993, my hometown was one of the test markets for a mcdonald's hamburger called the "monster mac" with double the meat and i've had "it was a monster mac/four all beef patties stacked" in my head for the last 30 years and someone finally uploaded it www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIRO...

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

i'm constantly thinking about how one person's decision to make the pole position countdown sound effect 3 short beeps and 1 one long beep was so singularly influential that not only is it simply a given to add it into basically every racing game by default but people expect it in real races too

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment