Profile avatar
toritea.bsky.social
291 posts 70 followers 79 following
Prolific Poster

Our backyard is a mess right now but best believe, next summer I'll be living my garden witch dreams

Boot scoot boogie

Hate when my brain brings up moments I wish could be deleted, no I don't need the memory of an old situation-ship making tortoise mating noises in my ear thinking it was normal😭

There's nothing better than some crisp grapes for a midnight snack

The only genres I like are romance and kick ass

holding my boobs for emotional support

I love bacon, I'd give up all my prized possessions and fingers n toes for a lifetimes worth of it

What's that feeling when you hate people but you also crave human interaction but only with "safe" people?

Watching solo leveling and I can't not see brook whenever jong-in speaks

I have no one to nerd out about to so imma do it here

Bought myself some fancy perfume for a treat and it was a scam😭 they sent me granny cologne in a cute bottle

Watching apothecary diaries I am no better than a man...

Soooo slowwwww, pls go faster time

I have a pool in my basement... and backyard😭😭

I'm slowly getting rid of all my plastic kitchen stuff and need to show off my cute pink bowls🥰 camera doesn't do them justice I swear they're cute

Boyfriend is driving an hour from Canada for work Me: you gunna get some poutine? Him: that sounds sexual

Laundry isone of the worst parts of being a human, I have to put away a two week old pile *sobbing*

I love rainy, gloomy days. It feels like the world is at peace, just for a little while

Cookies mhmmm

Cool as a bean? Yes.

I can never pass up a good sandblast restoration video, yes I absolutely need to know how to restore a vintage horse racing game

Alcohol in my tummy makes me feral

🌸Pink, pink, pink🎀

Got a handful of sleep, pizza and redbull for breakfast, manifesting a good day cause I can't handle a bad one

Thunder storms are my happy place :3

Is it tradition to fuxk up the first pancake or is that just a thing we all do?

How i look at my man when I'm ovulating

My head is gunna explode I know it

I picked up a cute table today at the thrift, brought it home and found out it's worth more than the $20 i paid for it🤌 life is really sick lately

I'm actually excited for tomorrow, which is weird. I haven't been excited for a tomorrow since I was like 12

I just wanna read my book but my toddler thinks I want to be beaten with a whisk...

I'm so seepy but food

✨️Girl dinner✨️

Mom (Step but really just mom) made biscuits n gravy for breakfast, so this is a mother's love

✨️Be you bitch & love life✨️ (I mean bitch in the most loving, adoring way possible)

I forget i have free will sometimes so instead of sleeping every chance I get, i do all the things and exhaust myself to the max

I hate laundry T_T

There's something unnatural about wearing socks in bed if I cant rub my feet together like the lil cricket I am ill simply die

It's a criminal minds kinda day🫶

If i could just stop drinking dr pepper and fix my posture I'd be so hot