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Up the creek without a flannel. Experience will matter when you least expect it. ⛔ No Crypto Crap. - England, UK.
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Anyway, I thought Habeas Corpus was a Harry Potter spell. 😏

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#ASongOrMovieForCalmingDown Minority Repose.

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Hypnotic tour of my manor. youtu.be/pzQIcgTN2go?...

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#HistoricFoods The Bayeux Tapas-try

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#HistoricFoods The Peas of Amiens. 🟢🟢🟢

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#HistoricFoods Oliver Crumblewell.

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#HistoricFoods Chicken Charlemagne.

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Muppet a band. Rose Rowlf.🌹🐶

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What’s the best example of individual ship valour in ww2? Johnston? Yorktown? Glowworm? Let me know your choices…

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When hashtags go wrong… 🤣

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The thrilling conclusion to the Jeffgoldblum Park trilogy! #GnomonTV "Jeffgoldblum Park: Endgame"

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youtu.be/rksFGQ4-_JM?...

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Remembering Tony Hancock, born #OTD 12 May 1924. Best known for Hancock's Half Hour on radio from 1954, when it transferred to TV he became Britain's top star and the first to earn £1000 a show. Even now, his shows written by Galton & Simpson are part of our culture. A pint?

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Always wanted to do this.

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Almost 'Trumpian.'🤔 Correction: Trumpian. 🥳

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#MyIntuitionSays We needed a bigger boat.

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#MyMessageTo Students starting a new school. Establish a reputation for honesty and integrity from the start. After that you can get away with anything. 😏

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#AskTheAmericanPope To perform an extraordinary exorcism. 😬

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#PleaseGimmeABook About the history of Viagra. 😏 A pop-up book. 🥳

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More to the point - what's Gully doing there?? @siregull.bsky.social

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#WhatMakesMeGrumpyIs The lottery conjuring up the wrong numbers. 🫤

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#LunchPun I asked the stewardess why could I hear a double bass & cello playing in the cockpit? 🎶 Nothing to worry about, they're just flying on instruments. ✈️

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#ItsDifficultToSayNoTo Overtime. 🥳

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#CaptionCompetition Hello, I'm Nigel Farage.

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#ITaughtMyselfHowTo Whistle in Icelandic...🎶

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SHWAPP!

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#PoliticsTelly One Man and His Dogma.

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#PoliticsTelly Rosette & Jim. 🌹

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#PoliticsTelly Poll-dark.

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#PoliticsTelly Bill & Benn.

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Just waiting for Trump to announce the reopening of Shawshank Prison. 🥳

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#ItsTimeForRenewing My connection with nature.

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#ItsTimeForRenewing My Tufty Club membership. 🐿️

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#BirdsOfAllKindsInASongOrMovie Monty Pigeon & The Holy Quail.

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#BirdsOfAllKindsInASongOrMovie Whoops, I Dunnock again...🎶🎵🎶

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#BirdsOfAllKindsInASongOrMovie The Finch Connection.

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#BirdsOfAllKindsInASongOrMovie Goose-busters.

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#IfYouWalkInSomeoneElsesShoes Well, that's nice. 😶

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#AlcoholInMoviesAndSongs Rebel Without a Coors. 🍺🍺😶

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All the new Reform UK councillors may lack experience, but they can always rely on their strongly held convictions. Especially the ones for fraud, sexual assault and tax evasion.

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The Reform UK manifesto in full: - blame immigrants - -er… that’s it

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I'm announcing emergency funding to address a mental health crisis in Lincolnshire, where thousands of people are suffering from delusions, believing that Andrea Jenkyns gives a shit about them.

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#SenseACelebBandFilmOrTVShow Harry Potter & The Odour of the Phoenix.

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#SenseACelebBandFilmOrTVShow Sherpa Tense-ing

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#MyIntellectualPropertyIs Prone to Rising Damp.

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#MyIntellectualPropertyIs Below sea level. 🐟🐟🐟

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#MyIntellectualPropertyIs One up and two down. 😶

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